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"The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« on: April 11, 2019, 03:46:28 AM »

Dear all,

Extracted straight and fresh from the locked-down ill-fated IL-2 1946 4.14 mod, here are the He-177 and MBR-2 backported to 4.12.2m.
Few (mostly unimportant) things have been stripped down to retain compatibility, one major gimmick (the Schlong!) has been added in return.





Get it here:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/a7q7hf99mvlhwyh/He-177_and_MBR-2_Schl%2Ang_Edition_for_Modact_5.zip/file

Readme:
Code: [Select]
Needs: SAS Modact 5.3 + SAS Common Utils 1.10 or later

Extract to #SAS folder.

Add to air.ini:
He-177-A3                   air.HE_177A3                     2 NOINFO  g01   SUMMER
MBR-2-AM-34_gear            air.MBR_2AM34gear                1 NOINFO  r01   SUMMER

Have fun :-)

Credits:
* Team Dildos for fucking up the game
* [FAC] Ghost129er for the georgeous Schlong 3D Model
* SAS Team for all your support, IL-2 wouldn't be the same without you

Tested with Modact 5.3 only.
Probably works with BAT 3.5 as well (better wait for BAT 3.6 release).
Might or might not work with other game versions, YMMV.

Have fun with this mod and remember...


]cheers[
Mike
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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2019, 04:23:20 AM »

i'm still laughing  :))
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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2019, 04:35:45 AM »

Many thanks Mike!

This is even more funny than I imagined it to be :))
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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2019, 05:12:45 AM »

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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2019, 05:39:19 AM »

hahaha, thanks for the feedback guys 8)
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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2019, 05:48:46 AM »

Was this a dick move? ... Perhaps. :))

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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2019, 05:53:34 AM »

Nice one Mike,

This will show that Team Dickheads :)) :))
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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2019, 07:43:18 AM »

Dammit, Mike!

There should have been a warning: Don't open this thread with coffee in your mouth. I almost ruined my keyboard. And my jeans.


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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2019, 08:18:46 AM »

Hi Mike
The MBR works fine in my CUP install but the He177 gives me a pink screen and this stuff in my log;

Loading mission QuickQMBPro/CUP-Smolensk/CUP-Smolenskbluestrike00.mis...
Y=1940 / M=7 / H= 12 , Temperature - 0m = 16.0 .
Loading map.ini defined airfields:
WARNING: ObjectVACache_Clear()
WARNING: * Buf0 : Obj: 4,  Vert 16,  Ind 24
WARNING: * Buf1 : Obj: 524,  Vert 44577,  Ind 122634
WARNING: * Buf2 : Obj: 0,  Vert 0,  Ind 0
Load bridges
Load static objects
WARNING: ****( Unexpected txr reload (tfMipmap): '3do/plane/He-177A-3/damage1p.tga'
WARNING: ****( Unexpected txr reload (tfMipmap): '3do/plane/He-177A-3/damage1p.tga'
WARNING: ****( Unexpected txr reload (tfMipmap): '3do/plane/He-177A-3/damage1p.tga'
Hook: LAMPHOOK1 not found
com.maddox.il2.engine.ActorException: Hook: LAMPHOOK1 not found
   at com.maddox.il2.engine.HookNamed.<init>(HookNamed.java:125)
   at com.maddox.il2.objects.air.CockpitHE_177.<init>(CockpitHE_177.java:195)
   at java.lang.Class.newInstance0(Native Method)
   at java.lang.Class.newInstance(Unknown Source)
   at com.maddox.il2.objects.air.Aircraft.createCockpits(Aircraft.java:2633)
   at com.maddox.il2.objects.air.Aircraft.load(Aircraft.java:2137)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission.loadAir(Mission.java:1288)
   at com.maddox.il2.ai.Wing.load(Wing.java:144)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission.loadWings(Mission.java:1078)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission._load(Mission.java:653)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission.access$600(Mission.java:123)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission$BackgroundLoader.run(Mission.java:409)
   at com.maddox.rts.BackgroundTask.doRun(BackgroundTask.java:155)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.MainWin3D.loopApp(MainWin3D.java:108)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Main.exec(Main.java:422)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.GameWin3D.main(GameWin3D.java:235)
ERROR file: File users/1/Icons not found
Mission: QuickQMBPro/CUP-Smolensk/CUP-Smolenskbluestrike00.mis is Playing
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
[Apr 11, 2019 2:15:28 PM] -------------- END log session -------------

Any chance of seperating them if this cant be resolved?
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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2019, 08:22:52 AM »

U-2 and P-5 from 4.13.4 - that would be good! Maybe?
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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2019, 08:26:02 AM »

CUP install
Sorry, not supported, we're well beyond CUP for quite some time now.
The only hint I've got at hands is to check whether your CUP already contains the old, "HSFX leaked" He-177.
Look for a line in air.ini like
Code: [Select]
He-177-A3                   air.HE_177_A3                     2 NOINFO  g01   SUMMER(note the subtle difference, the old 177's classname is "HE_177_A3", the new one is "HE_177A3" without underscore between "7" and "A")
If you have that "old" line, remove it and only use the new one.
Reason is that both old and new models live in the same 3DO folder, but the old classfile cannot get along with the new 3D.

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Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2019, 08:26:20 AM »

U-2 and P-5 from 4.13.4 - that would be good! Maybe?
With or without Schlong? 8)
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