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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #216 on: March 15, 2013, 09:55:26 PM »

LOL's!
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #217 on: April 10, 2013, 09:13:33 AM »


Now you know how airplanes are made...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1940_Brocklesby_mid-air_collision

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #218 on: April 10, 2013, 12:07:24 PM »

plane sex  :)
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #219 on: April 11, 2013, 04:25:30 AM »

Well I guess I'm going to have to buy a house in 'murica fly over get s license and buy myself a truck!
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #220 on: April 14, 2013, 07:20:30 AM »

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #221 on: April 14, 2013, 11:38:17 AM »

Haha!  ;)
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #222 on: April 15, 2013, 11:32:30 AM »

Buahahahaha!

But I do feel bad for the 109... I would have wanted one! D:
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But whenever they talked about him, they always had a slight smile on their faces.. And that, perhaps, maybe your answer.

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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #223 on: April 15, 2013, 03:56:11 PM »

Well it was the engine power or the gear that failed them, 1/3 of all 109's built (~30,000 built in total) crashed due to the gear being too close together. And my RC Bf-109 has not had the problem fixed so I crash it on Takeoff all the time!
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #224 on: April 15, 2013, 11:08:19 PM »

Can you send a picture of your RC Bf-109? Ill upload one of my RC fw-190 :3
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #225 on: April 17, 2013, 07:17:48 AM »

I'd say opening the throttle too quickly rather than too soon is the problem for bad take-offs, certainly IRL Bf.109's.
This might apply to the RC versions too - being eager to fly and thinking its only a model sometimes means that some of the mistakes of real life pilots are recreated.
then again, when I had my Foxjet 26" with 2ch Futaba and an unbadged 0.20cc-ish glow motor (its carburettor was inside the rear wall of the engine units fuel tank/engine mount. I briefly had it flying - I did the same sort of tak-offs... it went up stalled, regained flight speed, then stalled again into the ground... perhaps in hindsight, I also shouldn't have used the radio sytem from my Kysho Raider circuit car in it - little to none adjutment settings to limit servo control throws/limits - inexperience, eagerness and over controlling reduced it after a few attempts to split obeche wing skins and ripped through firewall motor bolts.
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #226 on: April 17, 2013, 04:25:05 PM »

OK Ghost, not my own bird but it is the exact same model:
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Re: Military Jokes
« Reply #227 on: April 29, 2013, 09:49:28 PM »

It model would prabally have been better if it had a more detailed skin but still, its still really cool :)
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