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Title: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 03, 2012, 03:51:06 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Col. King on September 03, 2012, 04:44:35 PM
LOL!! They are great!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on September 03, 2012, 04:57:54 PM

AAAHAHAHAHAHAH!  :D


Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on September 04, 2012, 03:19:27 PM
LOL!! Pretty much all of 'em! :D
 :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: DD_BadAim on September 04, 2012, 03:56:48 PM
LOL!! x10. I did think my school pictures were embarrassing. Not so much anymore. :)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: David Prosser on September 05, 2012, 03:59:51 AM
Hi, SAS~Bombsaway. Any time is a good time for some light relief.

cheers

David Prosser
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 15, 2012, 11:44:35 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on September 15, 2012, 03:23:16 PM
Is that a drunk Ewok without its clothing...? All I can tell its got little legs with lots of fur - a young bear...?

Funny pics previous to the pic above too, so much so you might need to remember to breathe afterwards!!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 15, 2012, 05:00:34 PM
That is a Texas procupine. My friend actualy set up and shot the picture when he came across the poor dead fellow.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 16, 2012, 08:21:24 AM
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(http://s19.postimage.org/bprubttsz/582392_357789127638727_2054920024_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

Thats not what meant when I said " fuck the cops" you stupid horse!

(http://s19.postimage.org/esnz1gjdv/400563_511208222227683_194120955_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on September 17, 2012, 06:43:25 AM
Obviously the horse prefers a bit of meat on his victims; a stereotypical guess a 'Sergeant'...
Mmm, leather and polyester fetish attacks... it does seem the other officer is supporting the near buggered chap lol.

Oh Garda oh, a horse for thee, an dream to roam the the fields and hills of Eire, oh Garda neigh winnie stallion upon yee.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 17, 2012, 06:47:16 AM
:)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on September 17, 2012, 07:00:10 AM
Love at first sight if you ask me, just another hazard of the Garda, never give an Irish horse an English apple ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Col. King on September 17, 2012, 09:16:34 AM
ROFL!!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 17, 2012, 09:36:29 AM
CK please what does it to mean this word ROFL?, many times i do see him this word but i not to understand  :(
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Col. King on September 17, 2012, 09:52:59 AM
Rolling On Floor Laughing

:D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Col. King on September 17, 2012, 09:54:43 AM
ROFLMAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 17, 2012, 09:58:27 AM
Thank you CK, Blumax he did tell to me it did to mean some thing else and is rude but i not did believe him for sure because always he do tease me, now i kill him! ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on September 17, 2012, 10:46:43 AM
Helen....is this you? ;D

      (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/no-idea.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 17, 2012, 11:06:31 AM
la la la la la i not do listen la la la la  ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on September 17, 2012, 11:11:07 AM
la la la la la i not do listen la la la la  ;D

Nothing new there then!  ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 17, 2012, 11:15:50 AM
Hmm you did say to me some thing? sorry i not did listen  ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on September 17, 2012, 12:17:56 PM
       

        (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/spnge-bob-search.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on September 17, 2012, 01:15:03 PM
Nice Sponge-Bob - is he the modern day US equivelent of 'Captain Pugwash' - as far as his name might mean..... just without fellow friends like Seaman Stains or Roger, the Cabin Boy....?

To be a pedantic pedant, for Sparta's Helen sake - sos' Bluemax

ROFPMSL  = Rolling On the Floor, Pissing MySelf Laughing
ROFLMAO =same as ROFL + My Ass Off
or a combination of similar e.g.
ROFLMAOPMSL.... for something so funny it could end in wet cheeks (both facial ones via/from tears, and since rolling around over the floor, the lower/'sitting' cheeks area as well, since the subject is would be so funny that any & all bladder control is lost - even if only temporally).
note: PSML doesn't delete its L, unless you wish to say you have Pre/Post Menstral Stress - using English terminology which we strangley usually call Pre Menstal Tension officially - just to be even more confusing and infuriating...

Methinks semi-jokingly that PMSL orignally came about more from the original femanine I-NET users, before being accepted by the men as a endering term for when as kids they were tickled to death past that laughter broaching pee line.. we've all suffered that at least once in our lives being honest, even if, in the mildest of ways.

Really PMSL should be PMSIMC/PMSOMS - Pissin' MyseLf In My Chair/On My Sofa etc, but that just makes explanations possibly more embsarissing if true - something we men denounce when completely sober... (a couple of pints of sweet HPA Ale [4.9%!] in me so.. mmm 'sozzled' enough for introspective thoughts...

- Jeze/God, I almost sound like drink all the time, surely a pint or two a time on a weeakly average of 2, upto by perchance 3 times a week (largely towards end of week) is better than 8 to 16 4% stubbies each per weekend (Periuntai/Friday - Launtai/Saturday) plus uncountable halfs of coffee licquors, or 'Kosu'/Koskankorva's and the occasional Salmiaki; such as when I fist joined this site in '05, while asun Suomessa [living in Finland].

Anyway...

Sincere apologies for our Finnish members for my 'Finnlish'/Suomenglanti keili and to all other members too, for my musings on a Monday... and perhaps for also breaking the unspoken male info rules...
I think the tomago-ness is backfiring out of my intellect, ...or is that backfiring intellect/chie of egginess :)

What the Buck? ... True say I suppose, If you can't take the piddle from yourself, you'd be pissed off if someone else did - also I tend to suffer from thinking upon (many) tangents at the same time.... so use a pinch or two of salt with my humour/reading wise with me.. if you can get Monty Python, you can tell me funny or serious generally.
Also as many of note know, of ignore, it takes me a few re0drafts to get to the heart of my meaning sometimes, bear with me..
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on September 17, 2012, 03:46:22 PM
Nice Otter, but close enough- it does look cold Mitch.
I'd ask Blue to transalate, but as any UK'er would say, its very complex and boring to explain.
Sorry, and tend to I write about more than one thing, at one time, in many ways of humour.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 21, 2012, 07:05:05 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 21, 2012, 07:48:54 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on September 21, 2012, 01:14:14 PM
Those are funny
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on September 26, 2012, 10:37:51 AM
Slash and Ozzy sharing a Effin' Tea lol.. cool pics all :D
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Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 27, 2012, 09:20:13 AM
Ok naughty boys this for you  ;D

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 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 27, 2012, 09:23:37 AM
Very good ones Helen. :)
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Post by: max_thehitman on September 28, 2012, 12:50:05 AM

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! :))
Very funny!

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 28, 2012, 03:15:57 AM
sssssssh not do tell to my husband i did steal pictures at his computer and did posted jokes before can he  ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on September 28, 2012, 03:42:33 AM
:O I'ma gonna tell! Lol These were funny, but I've seen nearly all of these on Facebook :P SOOOoooOO yeah,


PS: Whats his username? ;)
Ghost129er
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 28, 2012, 04:01:14 AM
For sure is ok you can tell to him, we did get marred at july month and now what is belongs to him also is mine, so is ok not really did i steal.  ;D

His name is Blumax  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on September 28, 2012, 04:55:56 AM
For sure is ok you can tell to him, we did get marred at july month and now what is belongs to him also is mine, so is ok not really did i steal.  ;D

 ' Sigh '  :-X
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on September 28, 2012, 06:03:04 AM
VIRGINITY TEST

(http://i.imgur.com/ii1Ff.png)

Yup, guess this one is true.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Girlfriday on September 28, 2012, 08:53:12 AM
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/sexyman.jpg)

Now that is what i am talking about  ;D sexy
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 28, 2012, 09:06:47 AM
Its refreshing to know an honest woman. :) That IS that first bulge they always look at. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on September 28, 2012, 10:38:11 AM
Now that is what i am talking about  ;D sexy

You WICKED WOMAN You!! :)) AAAAAHAHAHAHAH!

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Girlfriday on September 28, 2012, 10:42:29 AM
Well we might as well be perfectly honest, what could be sexier? apart from Paulo Hirths avatar of course ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 28, 2012, 10:45:51 AM
Ok thats just nasty. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ass Eagle on September 28, 2012, 10:54:28 AM
This is EXACTLY what it looks like  :-X lol

(http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee380/ASYLUM_thirteen/arm-vagina.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ass Eagle on September 28, 2012, 10:58:22 AM
WTF???
(http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee380/ASYLUM_thirteen/forwhiteguyuse.jpg)
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Post by: Snailsaviour on September 28, 2012, 11:08:31 AM
Ice~Eagle!! I just pissed my self a little bit LMAO!!!! WTF indeed!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Girlfriday on September 28, 2012, 11:27:11 AM
Well at least you know that she will not bite you  ::)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ass Eagle on September 28, 2012, 11:34:13 AM
No pain, no gain.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 28, 2012, 02:26:34 PM
Oh la la IceEagle you are naughty boy for sure and Girlfriday you also naughty girl, now admin will send you at bed with not dinner, erh not together at bed  ???
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on September 28, 2012, 03:01:13 PM
This is EXACTLY what it looks like  :-X lol

(http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee380/ASYLUM_thirteen/arm-vagina.jpg)


  Aaaaargh!! it's that bloody face hugger from Alien and it's about to plant one on her! ???
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Girlfriday on September 29, 2012, 09:51:19 AM
Oh la la IceEagle you are naughty boy for sure and Girlfriday you also naughty girl, now admin will send you at bed with not dinner, erh not together at bed  ???

I always sleep alone Helen, just me, my hot waterbottle and my teddy, ;D i will try to be a good girl from now on  ::)

I hate that RESOURCE LIMIT IS REACHED thing  >:(
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on September 29, 2012, 11:06:17 AM
Well this dirty talk overload the system, what did u expect  :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on September 29, 2012, 12:26:26 PM
Oh la la IceEagle you are naughty boy for sure and Girlfriday you also naughty girl, now admin will send you at bed with not dinner, erh not together at bed  ???


I always sleep alone Helen, just me, my hot waterbottle and my teddy, ;D i will try to be a good girl from now on  ::)

I hate that RESOURCE LIMIT IS REACHED thing  >:(

HAH! Since when were you a good girl Girlfriday, these guys don't know you like i do.....you saucy minx!  ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on September 29, 2012, 12:45:52 PM


I have to find me a new hobby ::) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXOtYPcC4tQ

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on September 29, 2012, 04:24:48 PM
Do I need some kind of diploma to start this kind of hobby, I like to try it out
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on September 30, 2012, 06:38:16 AM
Oh la la IceEagle you are naughty boy for sure and Girlfriday you also naughty girl, now admin will send you at bed with not dinner, erh not together at bed  ???


I always sleep alone Helen, just me, my hot waterbottle and my teddy, ;D i will try to be a good girl from now on  ::)

I hate that RESOURCE LIMIT IS REACHED thing  >:(

HAH! Since when were you a good girl Girlfriday, these guys don't know you like i do.....you saucy minx!  ;D

Snakegirl you my special friend but i must agree to my husband you are minx for sure, you are much naughty girl at last night gone and today you must to suffer with much big hang over but i love you my special friend  ;D :-*
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on October 01, 2012, 06:10:03 AM


I have to find me a new hobby ::) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXOtYPcC4tQ

O.O   THAT... WAS..... AWESOME....
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: RedSpade on October 02, 2012, 05:36:14 PM
Here are a couple that made me smile........
               http://dottt.multiply.com/video/item/45/typicalman.mpa (http://dottt.multiply.com/video/item/45/typicalman.mpa)

               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqdprGMVwVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqdprGMVwVE) 

               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TZtOHdX9Dc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TZtOHdX9Dc)

      Hope you enjoyed that.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 15, 2012, 02:47:45 PM
(http://s19.postimage.org/xjsxn1mlf/155123_480707411960826_311998427_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/x5rlng2hv/29788_479901925374708_303074569_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: RedSpade on October 15, 2012, 06:48:13 PM
LOL.  I liked those, Bombs.  I resemble those remarks.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 15, 2012, 08:39:02 PM
You must be from Florida. :) If not I know how you feel. I grew up there in my youth and that was amoung our favorite sayings. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: DD_BadAim on October 15, 2012, 09:35:31 PM
(http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff351/VUDOUX/xrg288.gif)

 It's not the tourists that need to be shot, it's the shit bags that prey on them. Locals or not. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 15, 2012, 09:38:51 PM
It was all in fun BadAim. I hope you were not offended. I grew up with my parents who would like to travel whenever my father had time off from the fire dept. So, I and they were tourists as well. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: <Gunny> on October 15, 2012, 11:10:03 PM
Bombsaway ,
I'm from Alaska and that is a bumper sticker you see a lot up here.
It is funny. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 02, 2012, 10:56:41 AM
(http://s19.postimage.org/qe0eggh43/Fun_Wallpapers4_Desktop_com_001.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/5ie457kwz/Funny_Caption_Pics_71.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/j1uyawyw3/Get_Me_A_Newspaper_Funny_Legend_Captions_Picture.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on December 02, 2012, 11:45:15 AM


 :D AAAAHAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on December 02, 2012, 12:31:04 PM
Windows. Anyone?

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/Uufflakke10/03_zps6e9f51a0.jpg)


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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 02, 2012, 01:29:09 PM
I have been spying on you Uufflakke. If you dont want this pic sent your wife send me one million dollars. :)

(http://s19.postimage.org/g8a6gfq8z/funny_animal_pictures.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

Some funny pics...

(http://s19.postimage.org/qtu1sfwkj/funny_rednecks_gene_pool_closed.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/aldtiynqb/funny_cat_wallpapers.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/6dj1a7mar/111200515317image001.gif) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on December 02, 2012, 01:48:13 PM
(http://s19.postimage.org/qe0eggh43/Fun_Wallpapers4_Desktop_com_001.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/5ie457kwz/Funny_Caption_Pics_71.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)


I never quote pics but this all most gave me a heart attack, LMFAO thank you buddy I just saw this and I needed that LMFAO. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on December 02, 2012, 02:00:47 PM
I have been spying on you Uufflakke. If you dont want this pic sent your wife send me one million dollars. :)

You scared me to death.  ???  :o
But hey then I realized it is definately not me and my girlfriend.  :)
'Cause we don't smoke!!!!  ;D


Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 02, 2012, 02:08:32 PM
:)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 02, 2012, 02:17:41 PM
I must have had the wrong pic. This is must be the one....

(http://s19.postimage.org/i1hoii0tf/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool_redneck_white_trash.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 02, 2012, 03:41:27 PM
(http://s19.postimage.org/qrt07y3dv/dirty_things_in_my_ear.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/ucovr67xf/Redneck_Sex_Test.gif) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/vt0e9baub/261821_393973240675816_1003241219_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/6bhzppt43/images_of_funny_things_1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s19.postimage.org/zf67lyh7n/redneck.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Eexhaton on December 04, 2012, 01:15:50 PM
(http://s19.postimage.org/qrt07y3dv/dirty_things_in_my_ear.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

I laughed really hard at this one! :D

Now I feel a bit dirty myself...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on December 04, 2012, 01:21:24 PM
How the hell does he do that???!!???  :o  :o  :o

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/Uufflakke10/MagicMan_zps715121fb.gif)


And related to the above image you really should see this Belgian magician AKA Daniël Chesterfield...  ;D   ;D   
What an idiot!  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaOTBoIHPwg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaOTBoIHPwg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on December 04, 2012, 01:28:57 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Eexhaton on December 04, 2012, 01:36:35 PM
Belgian Magician is Belgian..

:D :D

Hilarious, the bowling alley part.. !!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on December 04, 2012, 01:43:06 PM
I prefered the first part, the escalator. So simple, so silly but funny.  :D

Oh, now it's December... something to give you all the right spirit for Christmas.

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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on December 04, 2012, 01:52:49 PM
All of these are priceless, thanks again for the LMFAO!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on December 09, 2012, 02:47:26 PM
Here's a fictional nose-art for all including SAS~Riken... enjoy :D
(http://www.sas1946.com/images/imageshit/img546/9415/0hobbesrevengerazor1uk.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 08, 2013, 12:32:09 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 09, 2013, 01:56:22 AM
I know that old Hag but I divorced her Daughter, lol
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 10, 2013, 10:04:32 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 05:52:51 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 05:56:10 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 06:00:18 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 06:05:05 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 06:06:53 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 06:09:53 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 06:13:58 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 06:30:11 AM
It was proven that women are more intelligent and observant than men. This image has a hidden car.
- 100% of women found the car in less than 1 second.
- 95% of men take 20 minutes to find the car.
- 3% took 50 minutes and 2% have never found the car!! :P
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 12, 2013, 06:51:21 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Wildchild on January 12, 2013, 05:29:06 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 12, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
LOL! ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 15, 2013, 06:42:38 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 15, 2013, 06:51:39 AM
Do you know what are the chances of you winning a girl being badly dressed?
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 15, 2013, 06:55:11 AM
Alcohol makes miracles! :P :P :P
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 15, 2013, 07:03:35 AM
Hitler took this photo with your iPhone and do not tell me that is an assembly because at that time there was no Photoshop! :P :P :P
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 17, 2013, 12:54:43 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 17, 2013, 03:27:19 PM
I dont know why they made Viagra, but when I took one, I choked on the pill, it gave me a stiff neck for hours!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 17, 2013, 03:38:38 PM
One chick asked how do you hold your liquor, and with a grin she says by the ears of course!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Dark Apostle on January 17, 2013, 03:41:52 PM
Whats the worst thing about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair....*whadump chish*
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on January 25, 2013, 08:00:48 PM
Anatomy in IL2 language:

Head = cockpit
Eyes = Window
Brain = pilot
Nose = exhaust pipes
Feet = engine
Hands = cannons and machine guns
Ass = bomb bay
Mouth = Radio
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on January 25, 2013, 08:33:55 PM
The shortest Joke ever...:


Meet two hunters!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on February 09, 2013, 05:49:35 PM
Missed approach  :P
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on February 09, 2013, 06:03:01 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on February 10, 2013, 11:50:53 AM
Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 16, 2013, 02:48:31 AM
Fine, be that way.

(http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/How-to-fix-any-computer.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on February 16, 2013, 08:11:23 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on February 17, 2013, 01:18:43 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on February 17, 2013, 02:03:45 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Mission_bug on February 17, 2013, 03:49:43 PM
LOL, superb guys, I needed a good giggle, just the tonic to lift the spirits. ;)

Wishing you all the very best, Pete. ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on February 21, 2013, 07:58:04 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 21, 2013, 08:05:29 AM
Did I Look like that? :3
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on March 06, 2013, 07:31:26 AM
(http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee380/ASYLUM_thirteen/9lq65zhz3j.jpg)

I know I shouldn't quote photos but the first picture is wrong, those 2 girls were photographed in Romania, not Canada.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on March 07, 2013, 12:49:48 PM


There is three mens and they do walk at forest and they do discover for them is a river but river he is much wide river for sure and so first man he did prayed at god, '' please give for me strength i can cross river. ''

So god he do gives for him first man strong arms and also strong legs, man swims at river and in one hour he did crossed river but almost one time nearly did he drowned man.

The Second man he looks to see this and so also he did prayed at god '' please give for me tools i can cross river ''

So god he do gives for him second man a canoe and in one hour man he did crossed river but almost canoe he did sink and nearly did he drowned man.

The Third man he looks to see this and so also he did prayed at god '' please give for me intelligence i can cross river ''

So god he did maked this man into woman and she did walk 10 metres at bridge and she did crossed river,

She is much clever girl for sure!  ;D

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/0037c7a4-9dd0-4008-8ff1-598f6759aec9_zpsbefe2722.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on March 07, 2013, 02:56:44 PM
LOL ;D  You're asking for trouble with sexist jokes on this mens site Helen, you're outnumbered here!

I bet it took you hours to write that!  ;) :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Jordy:-) on March 07, 2013, 05:49:19 PM
I found these a while ago and thought they where pretty good :) :)
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(http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg540/RoflTurtle/The-Ultimate-Cut-And-Shut_zpsc50845bb.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on March 09, 2013, 10:21:14 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee9_1362242961

LOL, that's all I can say.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: UberDemon on March 11, 2013, 12:27:45 AM
It was proven that women are more intelligent and observant than men. This image has a hidden car.
- 100% of women found the car in less than 1 second.
- 95% of men take 20 minutes to find the car.
- 3% took 50 minutes and 2% have never found the car!! :P
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Nao, mas e' verdade sim!!!  Se'rio!!!

UD/DZZ
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: singüe on March 11, 2013, 09:41:55 AM
A car?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on March 14, 2013, 07:17:07 AM
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on March 14, 2013, 07:35:06 AM
*almost spits his coffee over a public 'rent-a-internet-time' pc So bad & yet funny that its bloody awful (doh!).

Recently bourght and watched Family Guy's Blue Harvest & It's a Trap, pretty funny, although the first one, BH, is slightly more comedic..

Lois (Princess Leia): Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Um, actually that's me. I made a Darth Doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the darkside. I got pages of these, I could go on.

Quagmire (C-3PO): Who would you rather do: Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?
Cleveland (R2-D2): My father was a service droid!

Chris (Luke Skywalker): You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Peter (Han Solo): Oh, you mean the thing you just found out about three hours ago and are now judging *me* for not believing in?

Quagmire (C-3PO): The mighty Jabba has decreed that you are to be thrown in the Sarlacc pit. There, you will discover a new meaning of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over 1,000 years.
Peter (Han Solo): No sweat. I'm bringing a box of All-Bran. I'll be sprayed all over the desert in a week. Right? Big lips on a stick knows what I'm talking about.
Sy (Snoodles): Ha! Fiber!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on March 16, 2013, 06:34:27 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on March 17, 2013, 09:23:06 AM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on March 17, 2013, 09:27:40 AM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/244/9/e/shock_by_kah0922-d5d84w7.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Tran Long on April 01, 2013, 09:07:39 AM
(http://gamethu.vnexpress.net/Files/Subject/3B/9B/46/94/dam_vo_man_hinh.gif)
That is very LOL, HAHAHAHAAA
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Tran Long on April 01, 2013, 09:10:29 AM
And some more:
(http://gamethu.vnexpress.net/Files/Subject/3B/9B/46/94/ma_2.gif)

(http://gamethu.vnexpress.net/Files/Subject/3B/9B/46/94/nguoi_tuyet.gif)

(http://gamethu.vnexpress.net/Files/Subject/3B/9B/46/94/ma_5.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on April 04, 2013, 09:59:27 AM
The flight of the cock! :P :P :P
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Catahoulak9 on April 09, 2013, 11:15:02 AM
(http://www.sas1946.com/images/imageshit/a/img203/2159/jcwelcome.jpg)

United States Postal Service SEAL Team 1 in South Korea training for Operation Dirty Diaper.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on April 09, 2013, 12:40:15 PM
Watch out for the Hag with the double Barrel Shotgun!!! ???
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Catahoulak9 on April 09, 2013, 12:55:09 PM
(http://www.sas1946.com/images/imageshit/a/img6/4539/tumblrm7fbs0kd9d1rzewmv.jpg)
Call me a hag again and I'll stitch six in yer britches, bitch.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on April 09, 2013, 02:00:33 PM
Lol ok, Mizz Clampett 8)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_XAPku7SgE
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: RedSpade on April 09, 2013, 02:49:56 PM
..... you know I've always loved the sound of good banjo playing!!!   ;D  There is something Happy about that sound.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on April 28, 2013, 09:12:01 PM
Love this old BG tune  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDA708XlFIo
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on April 29, 2013, 05:46:23 PM
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Wulfy on April 29, 2013, 08:48:35 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2489809664/h12C758DD/)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IWq3Uc-_C1U/TIHBZfepWnI/AAAAAAAAAHI/XRKXduvfiBg/s1600/Self+Reliance.jpg)

(http://global3.memecdn.com/Parenting-Fail_o_128782.jpg)

(http://www.themesnap.com/theme-demos/pinboard/sites/default/files/styles/pin_page/public/field/image/1345295817-35892.jpg?itok=2lGfeXcI)

(http://funnyfails.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/UN-Fail-Images.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Wulfy on April 29, 2013, 08:53:55 PM
(http://files.sharenator.com/fail_owned_weatherseal_car_snow_fail_Car_Fails-s500x375-27222-580.jpg)

(http://lupusranting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-snow-sculpture-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on May 01, 2013, 04:36:51 AM
Beautiful Winter pic there Wulfy
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Wulfy on May 01, 2013, 04:56:22 AM
It's my favorite!! ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on May 21, 2013, 05:54:51 AM
Amazing top comment...

(http://i.imgur.com/t4HzpFU.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: poy on May 21, 2013, 11:08:47 AM
(http://filesmelt.com/dl/michael_bay.png)

it's women, I know, I never corrected the pic
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: HotelAlpha on May 23, 2013, 08:06:20 AM
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LOL this one is like that:
(http://i42.tinypic.com/211oqcm.jpg) ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on May 29, 2013, 06:09:48 AM
This Kettle looks like Hitler :D
(http://i.imgur.com/PCNSqt3.jpg)

Regarding discussion:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/comments/1f16bf/this_kettle_looks_like_hitler_xpost_from_rpics/

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: VMF214_Jupp on June 02, 2013, 09:22:25 PM
I guess the humor here lies in that some "redneck" would build such a thing. Now that'd be a mod!
(http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z477/Phenozo/HotAAA_zps7a1ac1a7.jpg) (http://s1191.photobucket.com/user/Phenozo/media/HotAAA_zps7a1ac1a7.jpg.html)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: HotelAlpha on June 02, 2013, 10:53:16 PM
I dont know why they made Viagra, but when I took one, I choked on the pill, it gave me a stiff neck for hours!



And probably giraffe -long neck too!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on June 02, 2013, 10:56:00 PM
I like the Chik
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: barrett_g on June 03, 2013, 04:52:12 PM
I was going to post this in the request thread and ask for it to be added to various German airplanes load outs.... But I was afraid no one would get it... So I'll "safely" post this here! LOL!

http://youtu.be/DwlbCLX7aZk
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on June 12, 2013, 11:48:30 AM
(http://roflindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sexy-demotivational-posters-11.jpg)

(http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/emperor-would-you-care-to-step-outside.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on June 21, 2013, 04:13:53 PM
When i was out in Afghanistan i started my own business making land mines that looked like prayer mats, it done really well and the prophets went through the roof!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: poy on June 21, 2013, 07:16:42 PM
When i was out in Afghanistan i started my own business making land mines that looked like prayer mats, it done really well and the prophets went through the roof!



Wow wow wow ! You gotta admit, this one blows
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Eexhaton on June 23, 2013, 04:22:44 AM
When i was out in Afghanistan i started my own business making land mines that looked like prayer mats, it done really well and the prophets went through the roof!
Heheheh.. that gave me a chuckle or two.. maybe more..:D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on June 24, 2013, 11:04:34 AM
We all know that Jesus could walk on water but given the right incentive and a little encouragement Pedro found that it wasn't all that difficult......

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/pedro_zpse9fb1145.png) (http://s291.photobucket.com/user/ziggy-22/media/pedro_zpse9fb1145.png.html)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on June 26, 2013, 07:38:39 PM
:D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Helen-of-Sparta on August 19, 2013, 04:54:30 PM
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/59660_10151303755203832_1885094759_n_zps82a38ff0.jpg) (http://s291.photobucket.com/user/ziggy-22/media/59660_10151303755203832_1885094759_n_zps82a38ff0.jpg.html)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on August 19, 2013, 05:26:23 PM
Scary
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on August 19, 2013, 06:07:57 PM
Ok, thats funny.:)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: S3231541 on August 20, 2013, 09:35:54 AM
(http://www.sas1946.com/images/imageshit/a/img89/259/39lw.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on August 20, 2013, 10:33:37 AM


AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!  :D :))

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on September 28, 2013, 03:24:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_MElWAp-8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_MElWAp-8)

That is freggin Hilarious for us pilots. xD
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on September 28, 2013, 08:52:00 AM
Loool I remember that!  :D :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 24, 2013, 06:06:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOIeYSwbXs
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 24, 2013, 06:15:11 PM
I'm in the wrong bussiness. I need to get a guitar and play that. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 24, 2013, 06:19:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei3jhe-yl4U
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on October 24, 2013, 06:19:58 PM
Mark Iv seen that vid a hundred times, and I still think Rodney is a Clasic Hero, this made my day! :D Thanks Bro!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 24, 2013, 06:26:59 PM
I love that guy. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 24, 2013, 06:29:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on October 24, 2013, 06:34:56 PM
LMAO, I love em all!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on October 24, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: marcost on October 25, 2013, 02:10:24 AM
Hi ha nice one, classic Bon Scott track as well!

Back in Black Sheep next?

Thanks for posting
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on October 28, 2013, 07:23:10 AM
This guy buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people around the chops when they tell a lie
so he decides to test it out at dinner one night and asks his son
'' son what did you do at school today? ''
the lad replies '' i worked really hard and the teacher was really pleased!''
The robot slapped him and so the lad says
'' ok , ok i bunked it and went round my friends place to watch a film ''
The father asks '' so what film did you watch? '' and the lad replies
'' i watched Toy Story ''
The robot slapped him again
'' ok, ok'' says the the lad '' i watched porn! ''
The father says '' well that's disgusting, i've never watched porn ''
The robot slapped him as well!
The mother pipes up '' well he's a chip off the old block, he's definately your son! ''
AND THE ROBOT SLAPPED HER!

Oh yeah happy halloween... this poor lass spilled her wine!.............aah the horror!!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/horror_zps0ec43637.png) (http://s291.photobucket.com/user/ziggy-22/media/horror_zps0ec43637.png.html)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on October 28, 2013, 07:47:14 AM
@Blumax: LMFAO. xD
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on October 28, 2013, 01:51:55 PM
@Blumax: LMFAO. xD


It was a bit of a slap up meal...lol.....ok i have another one for you.......

A postman is doing a new round, he gets to a house with a big iron gate and goes in,
suddenly a huge rottweiler dog comes bounding towards him, all teeth and growls,
it jumps up with it's paws on the postman's shoulders and pins him to the gate, snarling,
bearing it's teeth, it's lips pulled back, slobber run from his chops and a mean look of death in it's eyes,
Suddenly a window in the house is thrown open and a little ole lady shouts out
'' quick..kick his balls ''
The postman is terrified and quickly does as she says, with his size ten, army surplus, steel toe capped boots
he pulls back his leg and kicks the dog hard right in the nuts!
The dog let's out a whimper, a little tear falls from his eye and then there is a moment of stunned silence,
the little ole lady looks shocked, draws a sharp intake of breath and says
'' oooooooooh you shouldn't have done that! ''
the postman cry's  '' but you said kick his balls ''
''Yes'' the ole lady says '' i meant kick his balls... his balls on the lawn..... he loves it! ''
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Dauntless1 on October 28, 2013, 10:10:58 PM
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect... I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic.

As I passed an oncoming car, a brown, furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. For you animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves.

Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming V-max with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leaped! I was pretty sure the scream was Squirrel for "Banzai!" or maybe "Die you gravy-sucking heathen scum!" The leap was nothing short of spectacular... He shot straight up, flew over my handlebars, and impacted me squarely in the chest. Instantly, he set upon me. If I did not know better, I would have sworn he brought 20 of his little buddies along for the attack. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light T-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans, this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage!

Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a T-shirt, and leather gloves, puttering at maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street, and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing... I grabbed for him with my left hand. After a few misses, I finally managed to snag his tail. With all my strength, I flung the evil rodent off to the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw. That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there. It really should have, the squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I could have headed home. No one would have been the wiser. But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary angry squirrel. This was an EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH!

Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands and, with the force of my throw, swung around and with a resounding thump, and an amazing impact, he landed squarely on my BACK and resumed his rather antisocial and extremely distracting activities. He also managed to take my left glove with him! The situation was not improved. Not improved at all.

His attacks were continuing and now, I could not reach him. I was startled, to say the least. The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand and into the throttle. A healthy twist on the throttle of a V-max can have only one result. Torque, this is what the V-max is made for, and she is very, very good at it.

The engine roared and the front wheel left the pavement. The squirrel screamed in anger. The V-max screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in ... well... I just plain screamed.

Now picture a large man on a huge black cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel torn T-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, and roaring at maybe 50mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street on one wheel, with a demonic squirrel of death on his back. The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder.

With the sudden acceleration I was forced to put my other hand back on the handlebars and try to get control of the bike. This was leaving the mutant squirrel to his own devices, but I really did not want to crash into somebody's tree, house, or parked car. Also, I had not yet figured out how to release the throttle...my brain was just simply overloaded. I did manage to mash the back brake, but it had little effect against the massive power of the big cruiser.

About this time, the squirrel decided I was not paying sufficient attention to this very serious battle (maybe he was an evil mutant NAZI attack squirrel of death), and he came around my neck and got INSIDE my full-face helmet with me. As the faceplate closed part way, he began hissing in my face. I am quite sure my screaming changed intensity. It had little effect on the squirrel however.

The RPMs on the Dragon maxed out (since I was not bothering with shifting at the moment), so her front end started to drop. Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a very raggedly torn T-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, roaring at probably 80mph, still on one wheel, with a large puffy squirrel's tail sticking out of the mostly closed full-face helmet. By now the screams are probably getting a little hoarse.

Finally I got the upper hand .. I managed to grab his tail again, pulled him out of my helmet, and slung him to the left as hard as I could. This time it worked ... sort of. Spectacularly sort-of . so to speak. Picture a new scene. You are a cop. You and your partner have pulled off on a quiet residential street and parked with your windows down to do some paperwork. Suddenly a large man on a huge black cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn T-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing only one leather glove, moving at probably 80mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by, and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade into your police car.

I heard screams. This time they weren't mine... I managed to get the big motorcycle under control and dropped the front wheel to the ground. I then used maximum braking and skidded to a stop in a cloud of tire smoke at the stop sign of a busy cross street. I would have returned to 'fess up (and to get my glove back). I really would have. Really...Except for two things. First, the cops did not seem interested or the slightest bit concerned about me at the moment. When I looked back, the doors on both sides of the patrol were flung wide open. The cop from the passenger side was on his back, doing a crab walk into somebody's front yard, quickly moving away from the car. The cop who had been in the driver's seat was standing in the street aiming a riot gun at his own police car. So, the cops were not interested in me. They often insist to "let the professionals handle it" anyway.

That was one thing. And the other? Well, I could clearly see shredded and flying pieces of foam and upholstery from the back seat. But I could also swear I saw the squirrel in the back window, shaking his little fist at me. That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car. A somewhat shredded patrol car...but it was all his. I took a deep breath, turned on my turn signal, made a gentle right turn off of Brice Street, and sedately left the neighborhood. I decided it was best to just buy myself a new pair of gloves. And a whole lot of Band-Aids.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on October 29, 2013, 07:09:11 AM
Lol now that is one crazy squirral........that was quite an epic read there Dauntless1 and i'm about to present another one but first some neck excercises so you don't cease up.......

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/streches_zpse472c780.png) (http://s291.photobucket.com/user/ziggy-22/media/streches_zpse472c780.png.html)

Ok then picture the scene.....

A boardroom in a very important building in the city, in the centre of the room is a large boardroom table with seats down either side and a chairmans seat at the top, at the other end is a large flatscreen tv, seated at the table are some seriousely important people, they've just had a brief lecture and are now all facing the tv screen waiting for me to hit the remote and start a short film, i'm seated behind them and they all have their backs to me, the blinds are drawn and the lights are out and i'm just waiting for a young office girl to pour me a cup of tea before she leaves and the show can begin, the room is silent!........

Suddenly the clumsy bitch trips over her tampon string and tips scolding hot tea right into my lap, imagine their faces as their host suddenly leaps out of his seat howling like lassie and bursts into a Micheal Jackson routine...first a quick bit of Thriller and then moonwalking backwards at a rapid speed shouting OUH, OUH, OUH... clutching his nuts that are steaming like a kettle!..... the natural instinctive temper part of my brain wanted to grab the bitch by the throat and wring the life out of her but my body was busy moonwalking to the nearest toilets......i burst through the toilet door, got to the sink, whipped down my pants, cursing, swearing and hollowing i reached for the cold tap.......it was only then that i realised that the walls were painted pink and there were no urinals but it was all to late, the cubicle door opened behind me and standing there was the worlds biggest gossip with a look of absolute bewilderment on her face.....suddenly i knew i was about to become famous and get cold stares for the rest of the day,

Calmly i just said '' what! have you never seen a man wash his balls before ? ''  she picked her chin up off the floor and left without saying a word!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on October 29, 2013, 07:15:23 AM
PMSROFLMFAO!

What the heck blumax! XD HAHA!  ;D


You guys revived this thread.  8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on November 10, 2013, 03:51:09 PM
Fail
(http://trollfesz.cc:8080/i/156362.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on November 11, 2013, 06:44:52 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=661_1216945824
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on November 11, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f181b2091b
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on November 11, 2013, 07:07:12 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=597_1243746326
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on November 11, 2013, 07:10:45 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3a_1211549609
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on November 11, 2013, 07:14:00 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0eb_1173320683
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on November 15, 2013, 07:42:21 AM
This is one of my favourites.......thank god for cell phones

** explicit content **

http://youtu.be/M01Nn_Jo_m4
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on November 15, 2013, 08:32:02 AM
LOL :))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWXtYTobNwU
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on November 16, 2013, 12:58:17 PM
×?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Catahoulak9 on November 17, 2013, 06:59:17 AM
There is something just wrong about a talking dick. God help us all if they could.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 19, 2013, 09:27:26 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996739_760780330602355_1376308561_n.png)

lolz.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: poy on December 19, 2013, 11:33:25 AM
hehe
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on December 19, 2013, 01:18:18 PM
HAHAHAHA XD
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on December 19, 2013, 01:20:03 PM
Game vs me :D

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/233/2/2/slender_all_8_pages__by_elyas11-d5bvssc.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1523027_449786868476559_287984248_o.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 20, 2013, 11:33:32 AM
You tried. Close enough! XD

LOLOLOL, watch yer back, it follows...

Anyhoo, our Year/Grade 11th Brigade's new x-mas facebook cover (Curtsy your resident anime nut and gamer dude):

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1479265_10202803236867257_1565555397_n.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 21, 2013, 10:17:59 AM
LMFAO! OMG LOL WUT! XD

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/arpyq5B_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on December 21, 2013, 12:07:22 PM
LOL's, I likey dat one.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on December 21, 2013, 12:10:58 PM
ahahahahhahahaha
that's genius :))))))))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: crazyeddie on December 21, 2013, 12:58:53 PM
That is brilliant, how do we get it, I want to pass it on ?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 21, 2013, 01:03:12 PM
Link: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/arpyq5B_460sa.gif

To put it on a forum: use the bb code:

Code: [Select]
[img]linkhere.cometcwhatevelol[/img]
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: mikoyan99 on December 22, 2013, 10:00:54 AM
How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep and crisp and even!  :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: starfighter311 on December 24, 2013, 07:54:05 PM

(http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i401/starfighter311/noel2003_2_zpsd6b1440a.jpg)


Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 27, 2013, 09:36:08 AM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/many-people-say-that-this---is-impossible-not-if-you-got-a-boner-and-want-to-piss-d_o_861220.jpg)

Hard work being that good.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 28, 2013, 11:11:48 AM
Girls, you can take off your bra's now. :3

(http://i.imgur.com/U7SaAA4.jpg)

Now, click dat like button:

LIKE (http://LIKE)(http://i.imgur.com/UyElx2u.png)

You have been trolled by the like. LOL
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 28, 2013, 11:17:45 AM
LOL :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 29, 2013, 04:11:56 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1521408_1581981741849724_164822217_n.jpg)

Even the soap is horny in Amsterdam...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 31, 2013, 02:18:37 AM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/007/5/0/mentlegen_by_xxcloud_kissxx-d5qt1ta.jpg)

Team Fortress 2 players inside joke.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on December 31, 2013, 06:32:45 PM
LOL... Think of the free cancer..
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on December 31, 2013, 06:44:14 PM
Hey any thing free is a gimme
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on January 01, 2014, 10:20:11 AM
...eh, I like some things free, but others expensive.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on January 01, 2014, 10:24:36 AM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/Cars-Personified_o_136148.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 01, 2014, 10:29:13 AM
:)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 01, 2014, 11:30:15 AM
No wonder I got a bad rep with someone's parents with such a name:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1546302_10152096025564712_1956638715_n.jpg)

Damn it, I'm not like that... Oh well, I'm calling myself Larry Foulke, Cipher, or something else. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on January 01, 2014, 02:35:12 PM
LMFAO! OMG LOL WUT! XD

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/arpyq5B_460sa.gif)


Friggin amazing Ghost! Just like the one with the soap  :).. :) :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on January 01, 2014, 02:35:59 PM
Ups, quoted a pic. :-[ :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 02, 2014, 01:38:07 PM
Happy B'day to me... I'm 16... Why do girls take 16 so freggin serious? They be trippin ballz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5as_DRW0gs
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 02, 2014, 06:07:03 PM
Happy Birthday Ricky, yyaayyyyy :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on January 02, 2014, 08:09:26 PM
Happy B-Day Ghost! :)  :D
Have a party and enjoy being young. Trust me, you have so much time until you get an old sack like me. ;D
Even with 32 you will be still young..hehe. ;)
Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unsZQUseZHA

 :P :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 02, 2014, 09:13:49 PM
Thanks bros! Yeah, so much crazy crap to do now and in the future. It'll all be great fun.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on January 04, 2014, 11:30:14 AM
One of my old pics :D

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1601181_706518286038510_547967552_n.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 07, 2014, 10:19:49 AM
Real cute Atoka. :3


Anyways, I gotta go with this one:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1503385_196255703901104_726121540_n.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 08, 2014, 03:59:25 PM
Raccon works on car....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3P53Psan7U
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on January 08, 2014, 05:01:33 PM
So sweet!  ;D

Love the little dudes.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 10, 2014, 09:13:16 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1013280_200884956771512_688794889_n.jpg)

Mean, but BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: poy on January 10, 2014, 10:55:27 AM
dogs you say ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UQSUHHdtA
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blumax on January 10, 2014, 11:39:16 AM
Quick quizz......which girl is gonna revive him first?

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/ziggy-22/9cf685ab-5175-4cc5-91a0-22d7f379af8a_zps520d18ac.png) (http://s291.photobucket.com/user/ziggy-22/media/9cf685ab-5175-4cc5-91a0-22d7f379af8a_zps520d18ac.png.html)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 10, 2014, 11:53:51 AM
lol
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on January 12, 2014, 02:29:08 AM
dogs you say ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UQSUHHdtA

LoL RTL klub :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 16, 2014, 01:19:09 PM
Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aPvPjDK_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on January 16, 2014, 05:54:03 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

Old and prolly posted tons of times before me.. ; :-\
 

That is a late parrot! Hellooou Pollliieee, Polllieee Parrott!! :-*
...he is gone to meet his maker! :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on January 19, 2014, 06:08:52 AM
I should have let this one much earlier, as it is dating from some years now...

(http://obelix.bg.free.fr/Doc/Rich.jpg)

Of course, it is in French... but so funny !
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 19, 2014, 06:11:48 AM
Hahahaha! No...

Translation plz ._.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Catahoulak9 on January 19, 2014, 05:51:37 PM
Bravo Bravo! Laughed my ass off. Parenthood at it's best.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 19, 2014, 05:54:32 PM
Lol, yeah that was sent to me by a young lady who lives in my RV Park.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 20, 2014, 01:22:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsUW8JcnzZs
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on January 20, 2014, 01:33:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjHT5GpAYQ
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Tran Long on February 03, 2014, 06:08:23 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1239769_1487506698142626_1322424917_n.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 07, 2014, 01:23:25 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aG9BV20_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on February 10, 2014, 07:04:57 AM
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1654424_214464112092935_35805947_n.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 13, 2014, 10:30:13 AM
(http://www.indianfunpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/So-funny-I-forgot-to-laugh.jpg)

Lol, jk. x3

Yo mama was so fat she sat on a F-22 and turned it into a UFO.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 17, 2014, 11:57:44 AM
Talk about in game money, if IL-2 needed to have money to buy planes to fly, I'd be a goner...
I just got a new tank and could only afford 5 tank shells... x.x

(http://i.imgur.com/sNFqHfw.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on February 17, 2014, 12:19:06 PM
I have that garage too :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 21, 2014, 07:47:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bPHnjUoxQ

LMFAO. Best voice over ever; contains South Park Language (or tons of curses.)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Malone on February 21, 2014, 09:06:28 PM
pretty good, although the south park one will always be the bestest! :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ta183Huckebein on March 28, 2014, 08:17:27 AM
Here's two:

(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj129/NerdWithARifle/5264713_700b_zpse7744095.jpg)

(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj129/NerdWithARifle/25900-e8e79f7f1932c094cfec9ac3cfac2a87_zps220a5ae3.jpg)

Cheers.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on March 28, 2014, 02:33:06 PM
Best prank I've seen.  8)

Scare your best friends!  :o  ;D

Don't try this at home!


http://www.instructables.com/id/head-in-a-jar-prank/ (http://www.instructables.com/id/head-in-a-jar-prank/)



(http://s20.postimg.cc/fstuqa359/Prank_of_pranks.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
online photo storage (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on March 28, 2014, 03:13:36 PM
lol, good one
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uzin on March 28, 2014, 04:04:42 PM
Can anybody  do this ?


http://www.adme.ru/video/genij-videomontazha-621355/ 
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on March 28, 2014, 04:19:52 PM
Can anybody  do this ?


http://www.adme.ru/video/genij-videomontazha-621355/ 

No, I can't but looks bloody cool!

But I know I can do these tricks.

David Copperfield, eat your heart out!  :P  ;D  ;)


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/hqiNL4Hn04A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on March 30, 2014, 08:16:07 AM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/l0ch1lo2r/1465299_323869604404674_1915640558_n.png) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: jt189 on April 01, 2014, 05:32:43 PM
Anybody know what the state of Texas is famous for. If not
Texas invented the toilet seat but after a few months of use it took a Okie to tell them to cut a hole
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on April 08, 2014, 08:07:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDwPk7lMOps
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on April 08, 2014, 08:08:36 AM
http://s19.postimg.cc/l0ch1lo2r/1465299_323869604404674_1915640558_n.png

I just hate it when people write like that, it's almost common here..
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 09, 2014, 07:12:49 AM
So the jet engine works like a high class call girl..

(http://i.imgur.com/PCt8CRo.jpg)

NAILED IT  8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 10, 2014, 04:32:47 AM
Terrorist fail:

Three terrorists were killed in 1999 when they forgot to set the timer on their bomb to account for Daylight Savings Time in Israel, which resulted in it exploding one hour too early, killing only three of them.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 17, 2014, 08:06:57 AM
(https://scontent-b-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10154153_10203597783090416_1952712704722149806_n.jpg)  8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 17, 2014, 08:12:32 AM
Haha, thank you very much Ghost, a real good one ;)
Reminds of an application from a marketing lady I've seen today. She wrote that besides other things she attended a workshop called "Elevator Pitch". I must admit I ain't no marketing guy, guess what I've read instead...

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 17, 2014, 08:21:06 AM
Haha, thank you very much Ghost, a real good one ;)
Reminds of an application from a marketing lady I've seen today. She wrote that besides other things she attended a workshop called "Elevator Pitch". I must admit I ain't no marketing guy, guess what I've read instead...

Best regards - Mike

HA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! No way!!!  ;D Did you say it out loud?? Rofl
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on April 17, 2014, 08:50:29 AM
Good one Ricky, thanks, I needed that LOL
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 17, 2014, 08:56:57 AM
I should be a comedian. ::)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on April 17, 2014, 08:59:49 AM
You are one, lol
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 17, 2014, 10:04:49 AM
Did you say it out loud??
Lucky me: No.
But I stalled at that point and had to giggle a little.
Dunno if she got why or not, nevertheless she'll get the job so I can sort that out later ;)

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on April 17, 2014, 02:34:12 PM
This happens when you combine stupidity, voicelessness, and lack of knowledge of a foregin language:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455119591391902&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&permPage=1
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455140674723127&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&theater
(It's set to public, so you still can watch it even if you don't have a facebook account)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 17, 2014, 02:36:28 PM
This happens when you combine stupidity, voicelessness, and lack of knowledge of a foregin language:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455119591391902&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&permPage=1
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455140674723127&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&theater
(It's set to public, so you still can watch it even if you don't have a facebook account)

My ears..
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on April 17, 2014, 08:28:46 PM

 :D

(http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo233/mystuff444/day%20monday/slapstick_zps9bdcc20c.gif) (http://s379.photobucket.com/user/mystuff444/media/day%20monday/slapstick_zps9bdcc20c.gif.html)


Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 18, 2014, 02:44:19 AM
ROFL.

Max and his oldie stuff x3
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on April 18, 2014, 03:16:38 AM
Even more:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqCFDPIQ_ReqgyPeZbn0U3A/videos?flow=grid&view=0 (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqCFDPIQ_ReqgyPeZbn0U3A/videos?flow=grid&view=0)

PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK if you love your ears


 ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 19, 2014, 03:42:09 AM
Rofl, saw this on Imgur, hilarious, it's Call Of Duty All over again!



What a tweest.

(http://i.imgur.com/0Grn0Ds.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/fT2DPes.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ega8jnT.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/DSlXXxm.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/yNkdCtx.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/YO4LpUw.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/m8KjTrx.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/lk3WsGk.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/QpShrCj.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/50UMxCY.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 19, 2014, 04:27:52 AM
(https://scontent-a-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10176206_10203611905683472_3206966222706965797_n.jpg)

Oh Bizu. ::)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on April 19, 2014, 04:35:35 AM
You shall not know happiness and prosperity your whole life for doing this!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 19, 2014, 04:37:51 AM
You shall not know happiness and prosperity your whole life for doing this!

That's why you wanted to know how to spell it.. Makes sense...  :-X
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 21, 2014, 12:04:26 AM
I was sent this by a friend in India........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_Pj4L7C2twI

I couldn't find a SAS Sanitary Awarenes thread so I decided it should go in the Humour section.
Mr Malone, feel free to move it.......as long as you wash your hands afterwards  :D

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 21, 2014, 07:39:30 AM
FALCON PUNCH!!! 

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/063/255/residentevil5falconpunch_4.gif?1280607811
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 23, 2014, 01:06:47 AM
(http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q668/alfienoakes2013/dont-trust-atoms-they-make-up-everything-sign_zps3816e297.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on May 12, 2014, 12:02:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rCP4CRRO7E

 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Eexhaton on May 14, 2014, 11:38:55 AM
Lol @ the atoms pic..

:D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on May 20, 2014, 01:29:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc&list=RDtpZVj55-80M
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on May 21, 2014, 04:10:59 PM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/c6qpsowf7/10356363_721046444604880_3774229528252466151_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Casper on May 21, 2014, 06:55:11 PM
The Chuck Norris jokes never NEVER get old especially when they're about aviation :D

Chuck Norris doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions.

Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37.

Hijackers squawk 7500 when Chuck Norris is on board

Chuck Norris once shot down three enemy aircraft with his aux fuel tank.

Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare
get cross with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t fly into headwinds…the wind is always running away
from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is
never under pressure.

Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you are
flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shoot approaches…he kills them.

Chuck Norris is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off of Chuck
Norris

Two way contact for Chuck Norris is when he hits you with both fists
simultaneously

Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1 Jet. Chuck Norris
broke the sound barrier with his fist.

Chuck Norris was told to ident, the controller was greeted with a fist
coming out of his radar screen.

Chuck Norris doesn’t level off; he tells the altimeter to stop moving

Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance… once

Chuck Norris was flying and saw a wall of clouds ahead so he decided to
punch through them. He then got back in his helicopter and flew through the
hole he just made.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have emergencies, only moments of brief excitement.

Chuck Norris cannot be tracked on radar, if he appears, it is too late; you
are already dead.

A good flight for Chuck Norris is a bad flight for you.

A Flight Docs gives med up chits, Chuck Norris gives med down kicks.

Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.

All survival vests will be fitted with a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn’t holding, he is circling above his victims.

Chuck Norris provides close air support via flying round house kicks.

No one knows what Chuck Norris’ tale number is, nobody has ever gotten that
close.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on May 22, 2014, 08:46:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yltlJEdSAHw
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on May 23, 2014, 10:53:02 AM
Excellent, Zachtan !

We also have it in French...

"A quoi sert l'hélice d'un avion ?

A rafraîchir le pilote, parce que quand elle s'arrête, il commence à avoir très chaud..."
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Eexhaton on May 23, 2014, 12:51:44 PM
The Chuck Norris jokes never NEVER get old especially when they're about aviation :D

Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance… once

Here is the moment that happened.. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUfuZJI9LK4

In b4 haterz gonna hate..  :P :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on May 31, 2014, 05:41:23 AM
No comment:
http://adevarul.ro/international/europa/za-frenci-conecsan-finlandeza-care-i-uitati-ion-iliescu-crin-antonescu-intr-un-interviu-franceza-8_5388b4a00d133766a825aead/index.html
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on June 01, 2014, 07:17:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2pu0m9iTo4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f890SC1schE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3h1RPkgOUw
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on June 03, 2014, 08:07:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH2hQc3xv5c
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on June 14, 2014, 08:19:19 AM
LOL's
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on June 24, 2014, 09:08:23 AM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/3sa61uxib/10426623_687893084617162_4453226297793289138_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on June 24, 2014, 09:20:41 AM
*Image here*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PMSROFLMFAO!!! :)) xD ;D Oh god, that must have been one hell of a thing!

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on June 25, 2014, 11:21:09 PM
Isn't it a very shortened Lee-Enfield ? suppressor is bigger than the gun ! LOL
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on June 26, 2014, 07:54:42 AM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/ciq4sl1yb/1560490_10152174576685851_2019335250_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on June 26, 2014, 10:00:41 AM
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/43a28165813af436267f19960fb54ef8/tumblr_n61y8u3a871tcfqjbo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Radoye on June 26, 2014, 10:04:44 AM
Talk about over-compensation.... Bonus points for the person who can guess what weapon is this...

?

Looks like a tear gas canister launcher of some sort.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: jfloren on June 26, 2014, 03:53:34 PM
Watch Where You Park Your Motorcycle...
You can’t make this stuff up! Takes about 30 seconds…
 
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202876756591310&set=vb.1574025523&type=2&theater
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on June 27, 2014, 03:24:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEISiCmjwH8
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Eexhaton on June 28, 2014, 11:09:17 AM
I had to steal that hypnotist pic and put it on my wall..

That one had me giggling for hours. - still laughing when I think of it.
Nice one!
:D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on June 29, 2014, 06:45:43 AM

Liverpool FC unveil next season's kit......



(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/87747625/Images/Suarez.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on June 29, 2014, 06:54:28 AM
I just thought of Bane :)) :))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on July 05, 2014, 11:04:35 AM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/esjrjty5f/10368203_10152424533588605_5563739440371557294_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on July 05, 2014, 12:22:01 PM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/3wwz282lf/10488233_545106708948551_6780122905950787415_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: The Radge on July 10, 2014, 01:51:04 PM
(http://cs540102.vk.me/c540104/v540104697/2de17/JP7GYLHKNHU.jpg)

(http://cs540102.vk.me/c540104/v540104697/2de1f/HWPuaI9X5hI.jpg)

(http://cs540102.vk.me/c540104/v540104697/2de27/M-DeeDTFmmQ.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on July 14, 2014, 10:47:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmajyVNuQL4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1r6Ew4rO5I
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on July 14, 2014, 12:15:05 PM


That Shrimp guy is cool  ;D
I really like that film... pass the box of chocolates  :D

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on July 14, 2014, 12:39:09 PM

Pump up the volume and have a sing-along all together now!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on July 14, 2014, 05:39:50 PM
Someone sent me this.

I think it s a secret weapon from WW2.
Not sure.

Tiger V.s Super Ultra Mega Chicken by enc86

http://weirdwwiigroup.deviantart.com/art/Tiger-V-s-Super-Ultra-Mega-Chicken-313592861

http://weirdwwiigroup.deviantart.com/art/Operation-lucky-foot-315785573

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: The Radge on July 28, 2014, 12:25:23 PM
(http://cs617526.vk.me/v617526302/1625a/UZ4ph5p5WTk.jpg)

<we have opened>
</we have closed>  :D :D :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on August 03, 2014, 11:38:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQBulqQSNw
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on August 03, 2014, 11:38:52 AM
The modern gaming industry in a nutshell.....
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/ajr2Bng_700b.jpg

:D thanks, thats a good one!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on August 06, 2014, 03:33:09 PM
Sad but true. LOL :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on August 06, 2014, 11:39:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySMO7gC3PA

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Music on August 07, 2014, 04:48:35 PM
Super funny story I just heard on radio.

Guy is standing in line at fast food place in Montreal, and has a kid, (5years old or so) yelling and cursing, punching, and throwing his gaming device around, ect. Buddy turned around and asked lady to reign in her child, and she got irate and aggressive. This kid wanted a pie.


So  buddy, who's in front of them, gets to the cash, and orders every pie they had in the joint. Then walked out, leaving the lady and her kid pie-less.
He bought 26 pie's , and his burger, just to make the point.

It's apparently on utube as we speak.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on August 08, 2014, 06:57:48 AM
Sensible chuckle

(http://i.imgur.com/AK6DV2s.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on August 08, 2014, 08:38:55 AM
This plane really has a stupid smile...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: stugumby on August 08, 2014, 11:48:36 AM
How do you make a Turkish admiral blush?

tell him he has a little frigate!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Tran Long on August 13, 2014, 02:24:07 AM
(http://i.cab.vn/uploads/post/20130705121951d6576d9c48f.gif)
:v
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on August 19, 2014, 11:24:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bQJ36.gif)

See this actually:
http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/bQJ36.gif&v=iFx-5PGLgb4&s=9
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on September 15, 2014, 06:21:01 AM
Java...

(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/avZnw5E_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: greybeard on September 27, 2014, 05:31:30 AM
How do you write VVS in Russian?

BBC!

 ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Knochenlutscher on September 27, 2014, 06:12:38 AM
I know there's propably no one into it, but listen that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk
...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on October 02, 2014, 12:17:39 PM
.. he is at the "submit" of his art ..
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on October 09, 2014, 11:29:23 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/87747625/Images/Jagermeister.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on October 09, 2014, 11:46:02 AM
Completely unrelated:

(http://s7.postimg.cc/4msxw5ut7/215_frogs_legs.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Gerax on October 09, 2014, 11:49:53 AM
superb! once a month frog's leg at Maitre Francois ...  :P

:D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on October 09, 2014, 12:03:56 PM
Might look tasty...
(http://s18.postimg.cc/ds60wfd49/swedish_chef.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
...but beware...
(http://s18.postimg.cc/ak1jjdquh/spaghetti_300x209.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)


He's SWEDISH! ???
(http://s18.postimg.cc/vw91h2asp/SCchocolatemoose.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

(For the slow thinkers: "Storebror's cooking the frogs")

However, a little early but better now than never:
(http://s18.postimg.cc/ohob2feax/TDay_Swedish_Chef.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on October 10, 2014, 03:03:38 PM
Learning the in's and out's of cats:
(http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20120620/772280_D8QQDXHYJ6T5LL7CF7BQDXPTCS25I4_0-1-2_H175348_L.jpg)"...I did  taw a putty-cat!"(http://photo.neonmag.fr/media/cache/width_620px/upload/slideshow/objets-trouves-n-4-le-top-des-images-inutiles-du-web-1002/chat-flippant-14316.jpg)
" Don't stare at me kiddo! Wait 'til I git me paw on ya! I'll taw U2!"

Season's greetings from Turkey, Garfi the angry cat: http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2014/10/garfi-angry-cat.html

(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/102014/01_-_X7qkYnY.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Koty on October 30, 2014, 10:35:21 AM
I think almost everybody tried drawing some fishes or other stupid figures on his hand but,

...this takes it to another level..

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10689816_780881585304730_6689153376521192656_n.jpg?oh=4ba51880f3ed127a1a1d3f89677266c9&oe=54E8DB1D



by the way... Pz.IV is unexpectedly sexy machine ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on November 01, 2014, 10:11:29 AM
A must have item for younger members who would like to start a family....... :-*

(http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q668/alfienoakes2013/bomb-stroller_zpsa32f9bed.jpg)

"The Bomb Stroller"

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on November 03, 2014, 06:03:58 PM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/uz8qo8n1f/10299524_331948093655444_6101434888948072212_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: NS~John The Mad Ace Pilot on November 14, 2014, 01:30:36 PM
Hitler plays War Thunder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kitZnOY-KWU



Hitler flies ME 262

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYaNRBZrkFA







This is a parody btw which is funny to those who dont understand German language so i hope that this can go here and that you want to watch them. There are alot of Hitler parodies on the internet and if you want i can post the links here.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on November 20, 2014, 06:21:38 AM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/vdpoyk71f/1507598_10152476010412584_5392563600618402558_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Pivoyvo on November 21, 2014, 12:18:24 AM
HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA

Sopwithout Camel this is great i love it man
some hours after i have seen this i played DBW1916 and laughed again as i attacked 4 Camels
great thank you for that
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on December 03, 2014, 08:04:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL1TfcbdjK8&list=UUG_8DFl-49Ze_nla3YdD2Ew
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ta183Huckebein on December 04, 2014, 11:49:37 AM
Love this feeling...
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj129/NerdWithARifle/1bhk_zps60da0643.jpg)

Ta183Huckebein
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on December 07, 2014, 08:15:07 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nsAlG-wqNuQ/UxYAT66VilI/AAAAAAAAPzs/Q3WzeSn7xBg/s1600/10006383_10203337552142172_346833230_n.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on December 07, 2014, 08:35:13 AM
ahahahahhahahahah vpmedia
:))))))))

Check out these hilarious videos :))

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=821606067890657&set=vb.129002960484308&type=2&theater

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=802429423155851&set=vb.172573132808153&type=2&theater

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1839713878948&set=vb.165652140125715&type=2&theater
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on December 09, 2014, 03:17:37 AM
(http://aussalorens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dog-gun.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 14, 2014, 04:52:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VNP7mIh.jpg?1)

Germans*

I found this pretty neat. c:


Iranian Air Force :))
(http://i.imgur.com/0FQHhqx.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on December 14, 2014, 05:05:37 AM

What is wrong with German humour all of a sudden?  :D

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh195/Uufflakke/SiegCat_zps308136ba.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on December 24, 2014, 01:23:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLaUL8NG9Y&list=UU-716wgP94vhil91RVJwaIQ
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on December 24, 2014, 10:01:16 AM
The majority of our generation will put genitals in their mouth but refuse to eat this part of the banana.

(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10881776_355511384633400_6657790091558406246_n.jpg?oh=8d3caffe0e5ee8d183d9c239af1416de&oe=55418E21)

(Yes you, Brianna...)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on December 27, 2014, 10:51:09 AM
Hah the holidays... lot of time to spend at the movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8yOSMspR1k

... for kids: http://www.sas1946.com/main/index.php/topic,43996.0.html
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on December 27, 2014, 03:14:25 PM
Hello Uuffi,

Adolf had the Vertax with his right hairstyle:

(http://www11.pic-upload.de/27.12.14/6do16fkx4lm4.jpg)

With best regards,

Gerhard  :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Catahoulak9 on December 28, 2014, 10:18:19 AM
When someone buys a copy of WinRAR
(http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ea6560e3398e3e87b4cfceb1cefb0b0f?convert_to_webp=true)

Is it just me or did anyone else glance at this cartoon and the first thing they saw was a Spitfire?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on December 28, 2014, 12:06:59 PM
http://www11.pic-upload.de/27.12.14/6do16fkx4lm4.jpg

(http://dziwnawojna.pl/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/558874_138975056253367_1596214180_n.jpg)

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: HOFFY1138 on December 28, 2014, 12:12:42 PM
Hitler plays War Thunder
...


I made the one with the me-262 :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: kaxII on December 29, 2014, 03:46:44 PM
Hello Uuffi,

Adolf had the Vertax with his right hairstyle:

With best regards,

Gerhard  :)
I had to look at that photo twice before I realized what's funny about it...
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on December 29, 2014, 05:30:49 PM
Thank you Kaxii,

You've understand what I had done!  ;)

With regards,

Gerhard  :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on December 31, 2014, 11:55:22 AM

(https://pp.vk.me/c616924/v616924773/5fee/RhZ9JT5UNyw.jpg)

That one is not Chernobyl. I'm pretty sure that is England.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on January 08, 2015, 02:15:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z1GKZldpjQ

Translation:

"-You idiot! haven't I told you that he's a priest!? but you nothin', Batman, Batman!... Oh God...
Are you tired of people telling you the movies?'
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on January 17, 2015, 01:29:31 PM
(https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10940481_784656264939101_5250623453866177554_n.jpg?oh=6153d693635d9254fe902ba420d9b571&oe=552A8748)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on January 18, 2015, 01:31:36 AM
(http://s21.postimg.cc/k50aabugn/efes.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on January 18, 2015, 11:57:45 AM

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/Uufflakke10/USvsIS_zps320bc4c6.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: greybeard on January 23, 2015, 08:57:23 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/A-1H_VA-25_CVA-41bomb.jpg)

Mixed loadout (bacteriological warfare?).
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: tooslow on January 27, 2015, 09:34:55 PM
Here's an old video, but it made me laugh ...

View My Video (http://tinypic.com/m/16s8zt/2)

I hope this will work as I've never imbedded a video before.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on January 28, 2015, 08:26:17 AM
(http://pullzone1.adrianlinks.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/costume-carp-fish-at-drivethru1.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on January 28, 2015, 03:01:13 PM
Excellent ! does it work ?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Skylla on January 29, 2015, 02:43:27 PM
RC pilot's nightmares:

http://i.imgur.com/8JfQTXn.gifv

(http://i.imgur.com/JHXkmBT.jpg)

Best Regards,
skylla
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on January 30, 2015, 09:14:09 AM
*watching screen, sees falling battery*
-F#CK! ×?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on January 30, 2015, 09:20:27 AM
SCREW YOU BATTERY.

That has HAPPENED to me, and I hate it! The battery came off the wing, went into the prop, and well, yeah.... >> Spiraled down...

So much for flying wings...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: harpia on January 31, 2015, 05:03:59 PM

(http://s2.postimg.cc/a78c1dlhl/enjoys_a_sniper.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 06, 2015, 09:30:39 AM
Standard aerial photoshoot. :)

(http://s19.postimg.cc/51fs6w04j/1506725_858358294205509_442066769125233769_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Typhoon Ib on February 06, 2015, 10:35:32 AM
not PC!
spicey language!
Spicey points of view!

as a Yuropean, i had a great time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xiKqowqbOk
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on February 06, 2015, 10:59:41 AM
Standard aerial photoshoot. :)

That guy in front has either a very good jumping performance or they shut off the engine in flight ;)

German Naval Air Wing hunting pirates at the coast of Somalia:
(http://s9.postimg.cc/6fmzdyr1r/Naval_Wing_Surveillance.jpg)

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 06, 2015, 11:23:50 AM
LOL! All three screens. x'D Nice one Mike!

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Typhoon Ib on February 06, 2015, 11:26:57 AM
the third screen is very intriguing.
A man, having a good ol' time, ey?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on February 06, 2015, 11:27:29 AM
Some simpit-builders have quite odd installations in their small garden house...  ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on February 06, 2015, 11:30:36 AM
I'm done Mike :"DD
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 08, 2015, 04:44:24 AM
Quote
http://www.knifeedge.com/forums/showthread.php?p=264200&posted=1#post264200
Some guy is running a Sim on a Beta Windows 10 and blaming the product for being broken. This thread cannot get any more hilarious, it will make your day. I'm sure of it.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 16, 2015, 06:14:34 AM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/50fhobu03/10801768_1555921684680070_555406845128268541_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on February 16, 2015, 06:41:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/L47hywb.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on February 16, 2015, 06:53:28 AM
@Gost129er:
I think that are the photos of a young Jackson Pollock.
Now we finally know how and when he started his carreer.

https://www.google.nl/search?q=jackson+pollock&safe=off&biw=1920&bih=979&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=SfXhVI2POsvXPP-TgWA&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgdii=_ (https://www.google.nl/search?q=jackson+pollock&safe=off&biw=1920&bih=979&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=SfXhVI2POsvXPP-TgWA&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgdii=_)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Bizu on February 16, 2015, 11:10:46 AM
I know you love cats

http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=519474118156241&comment_id=570638819706437&reply_comment_id=570709756366010&offset=0&total_comments=16014&ref=notif&notif_t=video_reply
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on February 24, 2015, 12:16:32 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/21/russian-bombers-to-offer-cut-price-flights-to-the-uk/

(admin: I'm not sure if this is too political.....feel free to cut it.....made me laugh though  :D)

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: greybeard on February 24, 2015, 12:53:05 AM
There is a series of questions that the children do to her mother:
Mom, you eat for dinner?
Mom, where's the clean shirt?
Mom, help me with homework?
etc.

There is only one question that the children do to his father:
Dad, where's mama?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 25, 2015, 09:55:49 AM
(http://s19.postimg.cc/x2llje10j/11016041_892193820877569_7954861146143851327_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

" Ok, now in this selfie, dont make that stupid face again! "  " Look serious this time! "   :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: dotmatrix on February 25, 2015, 07:59:31 PM
(http://s13.postimg.cc/j6z356jqv/Learnto_Fly_Here.jpg)

Probably posted before......but I had to post it.....
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: adambegg on March 03, 2015, 04:28:32 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/21/russian-bombers-to-offer-cut-price-flights-to-the-uk/

(admin: I'm not sure if this is too political.....feel free to cut it.....made me laugh though  :D)

Cheers

Alfie

This line from that made my day!

"UK jets have had to intercept more than 100 Russian aircraft last year but, on the plus side, have ‘successfully destroyed’ most of Ryanair’s fleet."
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on March 04, 2015, 10:56:22 AM
 the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on March 04, 2015, 11:24:17 AM
A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why
must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you
lost the bloody war."
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ta183Huckebein on March 05, 2015, 11:21:34 PM
Lol
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Skylla on March 10, 2015, 12:23:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hs1uV6h.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Oscarito on March 10, 2015, 02:45:15 PM
Good! :D
BTW, it makes me remember,

Grandpa: "Hei, look! They look like ants."

Grandson: "They are ants. We did not take off yet..."
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on March 11, 2015, 12:40:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IANwb_qT1gg
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on March 14, 2015, 06:09:17 AM
Ok, these are all 3DSMax jokes:

Q: How many steps does it take to lathe a lightbulb?
A: Oh you f***ing piece of sh*t! Don't you f***ing crash now! NOOOOO!

Q: Why did the edgeloop cross the quad?
A: Assertion error? ASSERTION ERROR! Oh for the LOVE OF F***ING F**K NO... *whimper*

Q: What did the Box say to the Modifier?
A: An error has occured, would you like to try and save a copy?


(http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/1/4/9/7/4/5/original/3ds-max-y-u-no-work.jpg)(http://www.troll.me/images/dawson-crying/the-feeling-when-3dsmax-crashes.jpg)(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/61/61a72e04ea4894d42daa02e8e2a0649f3f8c5c8ee9d860f6074b92f55c0a20b7.jpg)


Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 14, 2015, 06:43:10 AM
(http://s30.postimg.cc/nstlnhoz5/far_side_3.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: dotmatrix on March 15, 2015, 10:15:30 PM
(http://s29.postimg.cc/c8mw2k55j/08f0eac112ee4cd1a2bd2cfcb6b558e0.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
upload gif (http://postimage.org/)

(http://s18.postimg.cc/5y5c5on61/star_wars_aircraft_outer_space_world_war_ii_1024.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
upload a picture (http://postimage.org/)

Gotta love people have good photoshop skills......and too much time on their hands.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: <Gunny> on March 15, 2015, 11:25:29 PM
I found this on Google news today. Maybe they should do a little fact checking before posting.
(http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff351/VUDOUX/sea%20lions.png) (http://s539.photobucket.com/user/VUDOUX/media/sea%20lions.png.html)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on March 17, 2015, 01:34:30 PM
@ <Gunny>:
Double facepalm.  :D


                           Isn't it romantic?  :-*  ;D

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/Uufflakke10/Sweet%20Romance_zpsgjmiquhi.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: an-dre-as on March 17, 2015, 02:36:07 PM
Uufflakke, I like your fine sense of humor!!    ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on March 28, 2015, 05:45:54 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10609654_909645032420467_8930651499271055220_n.jpg?oh=8bdd3be4855577529b35ee5232f7dd0e&oe=55A2C1F9&__gda__=1437644144_1eb58a42e843fa669bef3434d22f8906)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on March 30, 2015, 09:47:07 AM
Only HUNgarians will understand this

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11081131_696357620486148_6453009221923795345_n.jpg?oh=257279b4e889e21c4a59e9891ee43b6d&oe=55B7615E&__gda__=1437980034_77c140c291a06b71a113f6cca082676c)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on March 30, 2015, 09:59:54 AM
Given that, I'd suggest to move it to the Non-English section.

P.S.: My Hungarian is pretty good, but I don't understand it either.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on March 30, 2015, 01:14:49 PM
Given that, I'd suggest to move it to the Non-English section.

P.S.: My Hungarian is pretty good, but I don't understand it either.

It's true, but i don't think there are any humor sections in there.

I'll explain it.
Fordulóharc menas turn fight Fordul:Turn Harc:Fight. And you know Ford is a car type, so it also means Being ford fight (shitty, but can't explain better).
You know it's a little hungarian pun.
(LOL "pun" funny word ;D)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on March 30, 2015, 03:05:24 PM
Oh well, but you know, when a joke has to be explained...  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: The Radge on April 04, 2015, 10:44:14 AM
Russians will understand...

(http://cs7066.vk.me/c540107/v540107884/1048d/aBPWX5L0Y8w.jpg)

UMRI translates as DIE ;D ;D ;D
And it's a name of a medical center)))))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on April 05, 2015, 04:28:04 AM
Well i don't wanna be their patient ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on April 06, 2015, 10:14:22 AM
The next gen b-17 ;D
(http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/bert_ruttan_b17.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Katson Watson on April 08, 2015, 01:25:56 PM
LOL
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on April 16, 2015, 11:34:27 AM

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/Uufflakke10/CowDog_zpsqjrgiaeq.jpg)

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/Uufflakke10/HorseGoat_zps6aqi3mcq.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ghost129er on April 17, 2015, 04:20:42 AM
This is why I don't War Thunder...

https://gifsound.com/?gfycat=WaterloggedJauntyBrownbear&v=XRvpGGc9Jv8&s=2
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: S3231541 on April 20, 2015, 07:07:30 AM
Why the US lose the Vietnam war...

(http://s15.postimg.cc/4v0a9zorf/10957561_10153167734406840_4228086818129998569_o.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BillyBishop123 on April 20, 2015, 10:40:37 AM
(http://s22.postimg.cc/cflzidiw1/1505504_410488255750389_1042396580_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Katson Watson on April 24, 2015, 06:13:28 AM
What word do you see?
(http://s23.postimg.cc/3n61efu3f/cj_Mt_Xo_A_XDs.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on May 03, 2015, 02:00:06 PM
A modern children's book:
Hey Louie! Do you want to play with my balls?
Sure Chuck! I can hold your ball sack so it won't drag on the ground.

 ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFX3w15yRCk
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on May 03, 2015, 03:18:36 PM



What word do you see?
(http://s23.postimg.cc/3n61efu3f/cj_Mt_Xo_A_XDs.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)



I see the word "Stopped" ... STar, Oh Pi Delta  ... ie  ... STOPD ......


I guess that makes me really weird then ...   :-[


G;
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Chupacabras84 on May 03, 2015, 05:14:45 PM
Its 'ass' in russian  :-X I think it would be a better fit for russian forum.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on May 18, 2015, 05:56:03 AM
Anyone know the identity of this pretty little child ?

(http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q668/alfienoakes2013/f28fa5393dfe16b6b1d4368e65d0611c_zpsu02zneez.jpg)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
times up !
.
.
.

..................The answer is................................Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen........The Red Baron himself !

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on May 26, 2015, 06:05:44 AM
An army sniper goes to the gun shop, to buy a new scope for his gun.

Manager takes out one and says:

"This scope is so good, that you can see my house 1 km up on that hill."

Sniper looks through the scope and laughs: "I see a naked man, and a woman in your house."

Manager looks in the scope, and gives 2 bullets to the sniper:

"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off, and the guys dick."

Sniper looks again in the scope: "Well!.. Seems i can do that with one bullet."

 ;D ;D Physically hurts ×D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on May 26, 2015, 07:27:03 AM
What word do you see?
(http://s23.postimg.cc/3n61efu3f/cj_Mt_Xo_A_XDs.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)


You naughty boy...

https://translate.google.com/#ru/en/%D0%B6%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B0 (https://translate.google.com/#ru/en/%D0%B6%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B0)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Katson Watson on May 26, 2015, 01:04:15 PM

You naughty boy...

Himself such :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on May 28, 2015, 03:13:07 AM
The good old days when music actually had a meaning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk

Seriously, how bad does one have to piss off Mozart in order to get him to compose him a 2-minute long song sung by six voices dedicated to literally saying "Kiss my a*s" !?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: greybeard on June 21, 2015, 12:26:38 AM
Seriously, how bad does one have to piss off Mozart in order to get him to compose him a 2-minute long song sung by six voices dedicated to literally saying "Kiss my a*s" !?

As contrasted with the wonderful music he composed, Mozart was a vulgar man, who also wrote poems about his desire to defecate on the face of her cousin.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on June 22, 2015, 12:38:19 PM
Come on, flight crew, things are labelled "Remove before flight" for a reason!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: razor1uk on June 25, 2015, 02:59:00 PM
Hi guys, lucky cat there (above), I hope the forumites are well and are still ticking along :)

....after a long time away from SAS - from believing I had locked myself out of logging in, by changing my password to a new one (that I forgot that same day as it it was unrelated to my usual themes) and at the same time both of my emails (that were the alternate for the other.) that I changed on a security whim - I was doing an ECDL course at the time ..D'oh.
I eventually managed to sort it, despite a few long ago emails that I missed.

..Anyhow, since a few years ago, I still fly IL-2 v4.12, briefly tried racing with the Il-2 Sim Air Racing League until my internet went, still sometimes watch comedy, war and history docs, sometimes play World of Tanks (yeah yeah, no infantry or Il-2's or Hs.129's t worry about, or anti-tank mines. ...something i hope to be implemented in a random spawning method, to give the arty-haters something else to moan about), Blood Bowl Legendary and enjoy the occasional Beer or Ale, and still enjoy viewing info and speculations at ww2aircraft net site.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on June 25, 2015, 05:24:57 PM
Seriously, how bad does one have to piss off Mozart in order to get him to compose him a 2-minute long song sung by six voices dedicated to literally saying "Kiss my a*s" !?

As contrasted with the wonderful music he composed, Mozart was a vulgar man, who also wrote poems about his desire to defecate on the face of her cousin.

Seen in his own age, Mozart was a punk. As Black Metal was initiated by Berlioz in 1829, and Trash Metal by Wagner in 1839.  :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on June 25, 2015, 08:06:32 PM
Quote
Seen in his own age, Mozart was a punk. As Black Metal was initiated by Berlioz in 1829, and Trash Metal by Wagner in 1839.

No, Mozart was only modern in his time, many notes and toneart-changes in one composition, Berlioz is "modern" romantic pure and Wagner...:

Richard Wagner composed some of the best musics ever (Overture from Tannhaeuser, Introduction of Meistersinger or Fliegender Hollaender or Rienzi...)!

But Wagners singsang (Libretti) nervs in our times ! Wagners libretties disturb the music!

[R. Wagner was a gangster, a liar and he had a bad character - an antisemite - you can listen it in some operas - but his music is (without singing) really wonderful!]!

Lern to listen, it's good for your brain (music intelligence and music - understanding) and try to say again: Wagner is "Trash Metal".

Wbr, Gerhard (Professor of Music)  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on June 26, 2015, 03:49:51 AM
Jawohl, Herr Obermusikhistoriker!

Still I claim that Movement 4 and 5 of the Symphonie phantastique, as conducted by Kirill Petrenko, is essentially black metal, and Act 3 of the Holländer, as conducted by Ádám Fischer, is close to trash metal. Even Haydn can be performed as rock'n'roll, as attested by the Orpheus Chamber Orchestra.

And if you're uneasy about the singsongs of Wagner, next summer come and see the Budapest Ring. And read Bryan Magee's book on him.

Hochachtungsvoll,

Ihr gehorsamster Unterkunsthistoriker
;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on June 26, 2015, 05:59:18 AM
Quote
Ihr gehorsamster Unterkunsthistoriker

:))

All is ok...  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Knochenlutscher on June 26, 2015, 06:19:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=579GuCGVXPo
another classic while we are at the Genre
Blashyrkh (Mighty Ravendark)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on June 26, 2015, 07:19:15 AM
Found this in the tailpipe of an F-105 Thunderchief:


(http://s27.postimg.cc/66so8rveb/image.jpg)


Hope you enjoy.

Sincerely,

PvF/James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on June 28, 2015, 04:57:23 AM
Summer these days...


(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBr3Y22_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on July 14, 2015, 01:08:49 PM


(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-hEJB6wmZETM/VXCrJWgvFjI/AAAAAAAAAq0/I6N4qEUOIPY/w400-h292-no/tumblr_nj6646V05C1tfhx2qo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on July 14, 2015, 03:41:54 PM
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo




Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on July 24, 2015, 02:35:18 AM
This is how my grandmother describes her fear:

(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/a-funny-pictures-plane-crash.jpg)


Something we all wish was possible:

(http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/military-humor-funny-aircraft-aviation-for-sale-used-b-1b.jpg)


This one speaks for itself:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-32sZrWmEcac/Tujntt-KyxI/AAAAAAACAWo/GEpdOcs4p_4/s1600/Plane+crash+funny+pictures+%25282%2529.jpg)



That's it for now, I'll check back in later.



Sincerely,

James/PvF
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ta183Huckebein on July 24, 2015, 08:55:47 PM
OMG, if only!

If gas was that cheap, many of my mortal troubles would be over!

(sigh)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: HotelAlpha on July 24, 2015, 11:16:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8HKaO8qXS4

That guy has real balls!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Full Metal Jacket on August 11, 2015, 02:06:11 PM
1987, Norway
President Reagan and chairman Gorbachev debate which country builds the best submarines
They are standing at a harbor and they've been arguing for hours. The American says "Our subs can stay underwater for months at a time".
The Russian replies:"A few months? Laughable. Our Russian sub can stay submerged for up to a year!"
As the American opens his mouth to voice his reply, he's suddenly interrupted as a massive submarine surfaces right in front of them.An old grey man steps out, looks at them and screams: "Heil Hitler, haben sie eine tankstelle?" (transl. heil hitler, do you have a petrol station?)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on August 15, 2015, 09:18:52 PM
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B759dzymyoc
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJD1Iwy5lUY
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on September 21, 2015, 10:31:43 AM
Left to right:
-That looks like and elephant!
-That looks like a mushroom.
-WHAAA....

Warning! It will hurt when you get it! ×'DDDDD
(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10443455_545972178883676_8031769311953151449_n.jpg?oh=aa4fbc3e2ec2fda46e89ead02994782f&oe=569FA01B)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: printenduevel on September 24, 2015, 06:04:33 AM
Very bad!
(http://s12.postimg.cc/ox3gm66pp/still_cleaner_than_a_new_volkswagen.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on September 24, 2015, 12:28:41 PM
Hungarian lesson today:

Teacher: -What do we call that, when we are reading about a person's thoughts?
Me: -Monologue.
T: -That's right. Monologue. And what do we call that, when 2 people are talking to each other?
Me: -Stereologue

:P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Oscarito on October 06, 2015, 12:18:33 AM
Smoking is not a good idea (just my opinion, of course), but this guy learned about this ludicrously... :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_orOT3Prwg
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BravoFxTrt on October 27, 2015, 01:14:25 PM
LOLs

http://www.apacheclips.com/boards/media/2373-Funny-fake-Al-Qaeda-Recruitment-Video
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ta183Huckebein on October 28, 2015, 08:02:12 PM
^^^Oh dear god.........

That was hilarious.  ;D :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on November 18, 2015, 06:55:35 AM
Found this while looking for WWII info. Started laughing immediately, didn't stop for half an hour.

(http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/ad6omqN_700b.jpg)

Hope you enjoyed.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 18, 2015, 07:26:04 AM
What's wrong with that dress?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: printenduevel on November 28, 2015, 03:21:32 PM
For those who like football/soccer.

(http://s14.postimg.cc/41ymlhzdd/0060.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on November 28, 2015, 06:44:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FginGj9_Xro
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on December 25, 2015, 01:06:14 AM
   NEW terrorist fun atack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEHTqzJR50A
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on December 26, 2015, 02:41:25 AM
Sorry. Not funny.

And also very dangerous.

Once, during a period when the IRA was bombing pubs in the UK and killing a lot of people, an Irish man thought it was funny to place a fake bomb in the pub where I was working.

I spotted him "placing" his bomb and damn near killed him. I was actually charged with GBH before the police watched the CCTV footage and un-arrested me.

The idiot who placed the fake bomb got out of hospital a couple of days later, he was stupid enough to come to the pub and try to apologise to the landlord.

The landlord was not amused, banned him from the pub and put him on pub-watch. Which basically means he was banned from ALL pubs in Sheffield for 10 years.

If anyone thinks this sort of behavior is funny, please think again.

If someone dressed like that, threw a back pack at me, I would kill him.

I'm a lot older than I used to be, which means I'm not as able to absorb damage as I used to be. Which means I don't pull any punches. If I get in a fight now, I take my opponent down FAST and HARD. No proportional response, finish the fight NOW.


Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: dyingtofly on December 26, 2015, 03:47:13 AM
Im with Stailless om this. NOT funny and people who panic run and can be in accident or cause one. Jokes are when the one submitted to it - laughs himself.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: The Radge on December 26, 2015, 05:54:07 AM
(http://cs7011.vk.me/v7011002/b070/TNaswbfOSnQ.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on December 26, 2015, 05:59:04 AM
:))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Korrigan on December 26, 2015, 12:24:10 PM
Excellent, The Radge ! (http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu224/phbrajon/NBhysterical_zpsgzbu3ybl.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on December 26, 2015, 08:28:08 PM
 :D I'm 42.  :D I get much fun with cats (2nd sense for cats), except the one in my current house which seems to have put me on ignore list and is ultra shy.  :P

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on December 27, 2015, 02:33:00 AM
Dogs are great. You know what a dog is thinking.

Daddy!!!!  MY FAVORITE
Dinner !!! MY FAVORITE, I'M SOOO EXCITED
Walkies !!! MY FAVORITE, LET'S GO
OOOOOOOOHHH  A BALL, GIMME THE BALL, GIMME THE BALL,GIMME THE BALL!!


Cat's not so much. I always think what's going through a cat's head is more like.

Day 37. Once again my attempt to kill the human failed. I attempted to trip the human up by wrapping myself around it's feet, but for some reason it took this as an instruction to feed me.
            Note to self, this is a very efficient technique to gather sustenance, must try it on other human's in dwellings in the local area


 
   
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on January 02, 2016, 10:52:58 AM
How can you be that bored in a plane!? (sorry, link doesn't show up as gif)

http://i.imgur.com/pCegunB.webm
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: The Radge on January 03, 2016, 10:20:02 PM
(http://cs540108.vk.me/v540108215/14997/4JnDJHwpfTY.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on January 16, 2016, 06:12:23 AM
Alfie,I know you missed that Pfalz....... but there's no need to take it that badly

(http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q668/alfienoakes2013/12.01.2016%2022-23-57_zpsfyjc5t48.jpg)  :( ::( o_O :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: HotelAlpha on January 18, 2016, 03:52:39 PM
Good one Alfie  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BlackAce7727 on January 18, 2016, 03:59:16 PM
Hope no one was asleep in the back!!

(http://s15.postimg.cc/cicl9gzmz/lightning_new.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: YaoGuai on January 21, 2016, 05:17:51 AM
(https://scontent-sin1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12540823_801649456628071_7842675626157236765_n.jpg?oh=953045fb9ac502471674851df04e80b4&oe=574350EC)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on January 23, 2016, 03:00:36 AM
(http://spiritofcontradiction.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cats-with-thumbs-cravendale-military-strategy.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on January 23, 2016, 06:53:14 AM
VP,

I always wait patiently for you to post cat pics and I'm never disappointed.

Sincerely,

James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BlackAce7727 on January 24, 2016, 12:57:13 PM

(http://s9.postimg.cc/90gfr9xin/179369_188856961132266_4666453_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on January 26, 2016, 06:07:21 PM
(http://s20.postimg.cc/vtbuk5xq5/catgliding.jpg)



(http://s20.postimg.cc/hquiixhq5/catgliding2.jpg)



(http://s20.postimg.cc/6sj90qt4t/catgliding3.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: DwarfyHamster on January 30, 2016, 09:37:52 AM
Hitlers Son..... Happy DEVI- RMHMHMH Excuse me Family*
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: The Radge on February 02, 2016, 02:26:16 AM
(http://cs543106.vk.me/v543106697/1757c/T_dZ2iK1m1s.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BlackAce7727 on February 08, 2016, 11:45:19 AM

(http://s16.postimg.cc/lczbnwnlh/Wat_Meme_Old_Lady_01.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: printenduevel on February 17, 2016, 12:09:55 PM

(http://s11.postimg.cc/aj0o0yhwj/post_12_0_10831700_1455465486.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Mr.Craig on February 17, 2016, 01:00:27 PM
.....


Top image NOT an American submarine.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: YaoGuai on February 17, 2016, 10:32:12 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12717851_814876618638688_7920140207391849714_n.jpg?oh=1c0143adbe2d3863e5c533c7d9d2528e&oe=57689A34)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Zflyer48 on March 08, 2016, 11:46:24 AM

(http://s16.postimg.cc/mymb9w66d/Gift_Women.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on March 08, 2016, 12:15:17 PM
...

I-I have no way to react to this...  :-[

Not sure if it was a terrible dad joke or a smooth as silk statement...  :-X
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on March 11, 2016, 07:59:02 AM


My new "environmentally friendly keyboard" arrived today .....








(http://www.blog.sibt.nsw.edu.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cress-board.jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on March 16, 2016, 07:23:45 AM
So at the museum where I work we have the sixth F-100A Super Sabre ever built.

(http://www.warbirdsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/NEAM-F-100A-Super-Sabre.jpg)

She is beautiful. The museum restoration crew as a great sense of humor as well.

As is evidence here:

(http://www.airplaneexhibits.com/images/new-england-air-museum/ct-air-national-guard-tail-section.jpg)

I don't know about anyone else, but that is hilarious to me. When I am giving tours to groups I ask them to find the one thing wrong with this airplane and very rarely do people notice the third "N" in "Connecticut".

Sincerely,

PvF
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: wheelsup_cavu on March 22, 2016, 08:43:08 PM
Even with you telling me about the third N I looked right past it initially. Funny how our eyes do that to us.


Wheels
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on March 27, 2016, 05:43:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTYrXupx7Ek
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: elot on March 30, 2016, 12:07:45 PM
What's wrong with that dress?

Summer cloths in wintertime  :P

Was also a problem in the series 'Holocaust' were a little boy was sitting with these clothes under the Christmas tree.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2016, 01:56:39 AM
(http://s22.postimg.cc/3uup6jkbl/fire_and_forget.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Malone on April 11, 2016, 02:09:47 AM
 :D . sometimes things take a while to sink in....
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on April 11, 2016, 04:52:50 AM


(http://themetapicture.com/pic/images/2015/06/29/funny-cartoon-intelligent-sad-dumb.jpg)


Kind of says it it all IIHO,


G;
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Katson Watson on April 11, 2016, 06:10:07 AM

(http://s11.postimg.cc/aj0o0yhwj/post_12_0_10831700_1455465486.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
This is a russian grandmother
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2016, 10:10:01 AM
This is a russian grandmother
*Cough* -->> Olpe (http://www.google.com/maps/place/57462+Olpe/@51.0381303,7.8190085,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x47beab82baffa469:0x42760fc4a2a8a20) <<--

There having been many cultures unloading in the teutonic gene pool, even the russians have done so partly in the last war, but Olpe can be proud to say they've never been russian in their life.

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: eMeL on April 27, 2016, 06:07:59 AM
Best door bell ever!
(http://i.imgur.com/2kXMEkP.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Koty on April 30, 2016, 10:09:18 AM
(http://bestdemotivationalposters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/napalm-morbid-kitd-best-demotivational-posters.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on May 01, 2016, 01:43:26 AM
Apologies for this......... :-[

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzrWtFCXvhY

Had me creased up  :D
I think it's the speed of the van and the birdsong that does it for me....

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on May 07, 2016, 04:47:56 AM
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/9126cabde586da7cbb67c382486819e14c1583b57a51d252ba66574b9cd90429_1.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on May 07, 2016, 06:26:11 AM


... Dead funny ...

(http://funny-pictures.funmunch.com/pictures/school-of-suicide-bombers.jpg)


(http://iranpoliticsclub.net/cartoons/bombers/images/Suicide%20bombers%20grow%20up%20fast_jpg.jpg)


(http://media.cagle.com/23/2003/11/30/1091_600.jpg)


(http://funkysmell.com/Content/Comics/001700-suicide-bomber.jpg)


(http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/al-qaida-global-warming-suicide-bombers-political-cartoon-480x366.jpg)

... sadly ...  :-|

G;
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: eMeL on May 15, 2016, 01:39:00 PM
"They blow up so fast..."  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/mSIco6t.jpg)
If you can't bring the world to an end with this loadout, the problem is not the world but you...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on May 15, 2016, 02:02:55 PM
No such thing as too many guns  :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: AmselJ on May 16, 2016, 01:00:12 AM
It is true. Never too many guns.

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/149681/3464500-maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Venator77 on May 16, 2016, 04:50:46 PM
"They blow up so fast..."  ;D
[...]

Info on this please?


Admin edit: Please don't quote pics!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on May 21, 2016, 11:40:35 AM



(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13010688_10206130692087214_4339983972318313127_n.jpg?oh=37a78956b1561c8b5f7f47c6802500e9&oe=57D29605)

Obviously I did .. so I am ...  ;)


G;
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: cmnderbob on May 24, 2016, 12:04:21 PM
Stuck in the middle with ewe!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on May 24, 2016, 01:57:38 PM
 ;)


 :D :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on May 25, 2016, 03:32:31 AM
Today I Learnt that landing on the wrong carrier kills your rep:

(http://i.imgur.com/3ffm8y1.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3cQXtSu.png)

"Must be Air Force" Ouch.. :))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Mopat on May 31, 2016, 06:59:55 AM
Meanwhile in Hungary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XEdk3NUdtI
Van driver possibly:
"Há mija jó édes k..va anyját keres itt egy sz...s repül?! (Some hungarian speaking in sudden situations, mostly about someones mother and other relationships and sexual abberations in the family members...hardly to translate to english, specially the longer variants with religious, more family-orientated content.
We are a little contry, we have only Cessnas for emergency landing in motorways :D

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on May 31, 2016, 01:42:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYE3riHLptI
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Toobone on June 18, 2016, 03:09:40 AM
(http://forum.aviaskins.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=39948&d=1466088612)
 What do you think about ? ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on June 18, 2016, 11:40:03 AM
Cruise missile knocking at your door!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on June 24, 2016, 02:59:27 AM

(https://s32.postimg.cc/kg0hssr1x/tumblr_o99nrkrsea1r3mob7o1_500.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/7ombmah9t/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on June 25, 2016, 06:30:13 AM
Quote
No, the flag is enough... 

Well... it has never let us down before....

(http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/1/35//stunts-spywholovedme-590x350.jpg)



... sadly the same is not true of some others....


(http://www.sigmalive.com/en/uploads/images/news/may-day.jpg)


 :D

G;
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on June 25, 2016, 07:57:06 AM


(http://s33.postimg.cc/jntb8rwin/1_GB_free.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
adult picture hosting (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on June 25, 2016, 10:49:44 AM
Not sure if this would rather belong to the adults section lol :))

(https://s31.postimg.cc/61vqf5vm3/hillary_clinton_holding_donuts_with_chloe_moretz.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on June 25, 2016, 10:54:32 AM
And this is definitely funny.
In a way...

(https://s31.postimg.cc/ycurym5qz/1brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/aaijhhehn/2brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/5pwd2jusb/3brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/dwocu4kuz/4brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/uyh6w7zq3/5brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/rswl60h3v/6brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/5i8q61jtn/7brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/u00ttxme3/8brexithumanity.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/u1arnco7v/9brexithumanity.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on June 25, 2016, 12:00:32 PM


AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH  :D

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Aioros on June 25, 2016, 08:51:40 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D For some reason I prefer the donut at the right of the picture, maybe it has more content.  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Aioros on June 25, 2016, 09:48:44 PM
I'm protected by rule 9 but maybe not who knows.

Help sections is SAS...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/48831998.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on June 26, 2016, 10:12:57 AM
What the føck is happening here?!?  o_O  :o
And what I've been watching at actually?  :-|  :-X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0wiisrGWk
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on June 26, 2016, 10:43:05 AM
 o_O

Top PAGGA

I recon the pissed grandma was about to sell the lad's moped for VODKA  :D

Even pissed she's a good shot with the gravel  8)

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on June 27, 2016, 03:06:58 PM
(http://s33.postimg.cc/o5084p54f/Brexit_no_2.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
pic host (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on June 27, 2016, 04:30:28 PM

This was no defeat, it was a tactical withdrawal.... with the current exchange rate - post referendum - we could not afford the team's hotel bills any longer .....   :D :D :D

Seriously though, well done Iceland. You deserved that result,  ;)

G;
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on June 27, 2016, 05:29:36 PM

 :D Iceland put some ice on the British.


Iceland - Population = 1 January 2016 estimate   = 332,528 + Bjork (the singer)  ;D

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on June 27, 2016, 11:59:03 PM
From the BBc's footy website  Re Hodgson replacement....

42. Posted by Lou Macari Chipshop
on
27 Jun 2016 21:33
They should replace him with the Iceland manager.
Not the guy who managed the other team tonight, the guy from my local
supermarket.

(http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q668/alfienoakes2013/download_zpshwr44ln3.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA   :D

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on June 28, 2016, 01:10:56 AM
(https://s31.postimg.cc/tsk6b7xdn/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/k9ahhr9vf/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/ukmuaf1kr/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/x38jb3naz/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/m4x9swypn/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/gusb1megr/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/93bl32abf/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/8ru4qatvf/image.jpg)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/pgvkm7qgr/image.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on June 28, 2016, 03:02:55 AM



(http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/britain-leaving-eu-greece-but-im-staying-brexit.jpg)


G;
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: singüe on June 28, 2016, 05:08:18 AM
A terrible disaster for the IV Reich.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on June 28, 2016, 05:27:54 AM

 :D I have seen those faces before !

(http://i.imgur.com/KjeSESt.jpg)
-
(http://i.imgur.com/4UCboS4.jpg)
-
(http://i.imgur.com/oJ9T4eD.jpg)
-
(http://i.imgur.com/jxBsTed.jpg)
-
(http://i.imgur.com/HiG6PhK.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/Zvb2DLl.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/qqFmhUv.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on June 28, 2016, 05:30:44 AM
Haha :))
Nice ones max!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: OberstDanjeje on June 28, 2016, 06:01:11 AM
LOL
Max, I can't understand about the LOG file but it seem amusing :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on June 28, 2016, 07:08:09 AM
Mike,

Isn't there a rule about political posts or am I just imagining things?  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on June 28, 2016, 07:14:00 AM
political
Don't say "political", that's the rule.

If you feel offended just let me know.

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on June 28, 2016, 07:38:17 AM
I feel no offence. I rather would like to forget that my country is falling apart around me.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on June 28, 2016, 07:42:04 AM
Great one Max.   :D ;D

Inspired me to add something to it from two other leaders.

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh195/Uufflakke/KJU01_zpshvplh21e.jpg)

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh195/Uufflakke/KJU02_zpscmpptiqe.jpg)

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh195/Uufflakke/P01_zpsr72kpm9x.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on June 28, 2016, 07:47:01 AM
:))

wonderful!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Loku on June 28, 2016, 10:04:01 AM
Hitler bunker, phone is ringing
Hitler: whos there?
voice on the other side: hi Adolf, Stalin here
Hitler:hi Stalin, whats up ?
Stalin:i got that new game World of Tanks, do you have it?
Hitler: sure, german tanks rulez
Stalin:maybe we could play online ?
Hitler: sure, what map?
Stalin: Kursk
Hitler:f..k off...........
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on June 28, 2016, 12:29:31 PM
That is amazing!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on June 29, 2016, 03:13:11 PM
@Loku
BUAHAHAHA :)) I might have woken up the whole house, but it was worth it.  8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on July 01, 2016, 07:25:55 AM
(https://s32.postimg.cc/j8wdxpd7p/brexit.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on July 01, 2016, 08:44:49 AM
  OWW SHIIIT!!   

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evnfjHm3wbg
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BlackAce7727 on July 23, 2016, 05:01:50 AM
I want one of these!
(https://s31.postimg.cc/4t112oior/enhanced_buzz_29828_1376411831_6.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/t9j6x5jfb/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BlackAce7727 on July 23, 2016, 05:15:15 AM
One way to get noticed......


(https://s32.postimg.cc/t9h8zh6hh/signspotting_gadling_bumper.png) (https://postimg.cc/image/m69djv11t/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on August 09, 2016, 06:34:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-HJT8_esM

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on August 17, 2016, 06:57:20 AM
(https://s4.postimg.cc/h3j9t7z65/650.jpg)

(https://s4.postimg.cc/oksh8fop9/651.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on August 19, 2016, 08:35:09 PM
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUy_gPI6K5Q
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on August 22, 2016, 03:18:53 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy4wFa0FHOc

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on August 22, 2016, 03:26:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG7O-c87Ijc
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on August 30, 2016, 01:24:22 AM
 
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWC_B1u0hBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a1Vs-80XY0

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on August 30, 2016, 03:54:51 AM
Must be fun for native speakers only, I don't get it, not at all.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on September 09, 2016, 03:33:56 AM
Mike, look familiar?


(https://s13.postimg.cc/g6rutk4kn/t3_51s3ow.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/vs96digir/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: GGM on October 19, 2016, 01:56:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BTi1yR7.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on October 19, 2016, 10:36:17 PM
lol :))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Tom2 on October 21, 2016, 05:05:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X5xql1G4QY
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on October 21, 2016, 06:58:11 AM
Sweet :D

Did we have this already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynvKWYvyCqw

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on October 27, 2016, 12:46:50 PM
 :D

(http://img.imagesia.com/fichiers/64/3-7cm-pak-on-ford-truck_imagesia-com_64al_large.jpg)

(http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/soldiers-fun-photo-then.jpg)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on November 01, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
meet Troll Crow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLl1hexFHM
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on November 09, 2016, 08:32:11 AM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/71h4i34yr/532896_10152883201271840_5419962033879859820_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/r8ukae2fz/)free photo upload (https://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on November 10, 2016, 02:06:36 AM
I believe that what ain't bad is really good
I believe Watergate's been misunderstood
I believe that bears do really shit in woods
I believe, yes, I believe.

I believe that global warming's here for sure
I believe that Windows Vista is secure
I believe that the colour of skin, it should be bluish
And I believe that Pope Franscis is Jewish

Yes, I believe that George Bush is clever
That The Queen will live for ever
Morse's middle name's "Endeavour"
And the best pop music trio was The Wevver
...Girls

I believe that McDonalds burgers contain meat
And that Macaulay Culkin's rather sweet
I believe that The Weakest Link is bright and merry
And that Eastenders is deep social commentary

I believe that Simon Cowell's kind and witty
And that Ann Widdecombe is really pretty
I believe that Maggie Simpson shot Liberty Valance
I believe Fox News really is "fair and balanced"
And I believe that mountains are lit'rally moved by prayer

But I can't believe Donald Trump is president
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on November 10, 2016, 02:48:03 AM
Day One


(https://s4.postimg.cc/mmipgsu9p/b_TIB5_Nq.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/eh0nin60p/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: singüe on November 10, 2016, 05:18:18 AM
 Well, in Spain we have a president unable to walk and speak at the same time.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on November 10, 2016, 08:59:48 AM
Honestly, I really believe that bears do really shit in woods  :-|
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 10, 2016, 12:17:45 PM
(https://s13.postimg.cc/ngwteve47/Melania_vs_Michelle.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Uufflakke on November 10, 2016, 01:44:38 PM
Funny cartoon Storebror.  :D
And... true.  :-X

You know what is even more funny. The cry baby comments of political correctness on it.  ;D  ;D
It is to be considered racist, sexist, mysogynistic (what does that mean?!?) or trans-misogynistic (WTF is that supposed to be?!?).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3590830/Fury-racist-cartoon-comparing-butch-masculine-Michelle-Obama-pageant-ready-Melania-Trump.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3590830/Fury-racist-cartoon-comparing-butch-masculine-Michelle-Obama-pageant-ready-Melania-Trump.html)

Hey, do I see a bulge in Michelle's green dress.  o_O
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on November 10, 2016, 02:37:11 PM

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA! :))
Too funny!

That post by Bombsaway is hilarious.
Crazy robots
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on November 10, 2016, 03:34:41 PM
:) Thanks Max.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on November 12, 2016, 09:14:58 AM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/v3ttild5v/14962613_10158398030810377_8567135054396275173_n.jpg)[/url

[url=https://postimage.org](https://s19.postimg.cc/5wixica1v/15056429_10210929768542474_1995385967421671490_n.jpg) (https://postimage.org)image hosting 30 mb (https://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on November 22, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/UYiZRcq.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: BlackAce7727 on November 22, 2016, 04:44:54 PM
I went on the Internet and THIS was on it!


(https://s22.postimg.cc/kzjjn216p/andrew.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/tukdxkpz1/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: CptHrki on December 03, 2016, 04:53:52 AM
This so sick and twisted... I LOVE IT  :D :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on December 15, 2016, 07:19:58 AM
Something for the germans:
(https://s29.postimg.cc/vrxk4ekav/ralf.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on December 15, 2016, 07:31:42 AM
One more for the germans:
(https://s29.postimg.cc/qblp1xm47/dirigent.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Pivoyvo on December 16, 2016, 01:04:30 AM
 :) den Stuhl nach vorne schieben, den probier ich heut in der Kneipe  :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on December 19, 2016, 07:41:05 AM
Epic Xmas Punch Up     8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPncouwnUI

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on December 19, 2016, 07:55:13 AM
lol :))

Something completely different:
(https://s30.postimg.cc/k2zrk4jpd/i_fix_airplanes.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on December 23, 2016, 06:37:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VnE9DlA.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on January 02, 2017, 12:48:34 AM
A Coders internal joke:

(https://s29.postimg.cc/o16qwyttj/2016.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on January 02, 2017, 06:30:14 AM
Not funny.

Actually had it happen to me.  :-[

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: jpten on January 02, 2017, 07:40:50 AM
 When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on January 02, 2017, 08:34:20 AM
Not funny.

Actually had it happen to me.  :-[
That's actually funny, in a way, if only for others 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 04, 2017, 11:38:35 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/8p0c193hf/15871655_1325086730881000_3011771215650562798_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/xv1a834rj/)free upload image (https://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on January 10, 2017, 04:24:02 AM
yes
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on January 10, 2017, 11:59:59 AM


It is in the news today from BBC

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38576559
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 10, 2017, 11:32:27 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/k3x9p8wrn/15894688_1577457138937968_6616340539626541887_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/a6m8w6p5r/)image hosting 30 mb (https://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 14, 2017, 08:08:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTTDHHkQSFY
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on January 17, 2017, 11:56:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3hv1G3oIxmxwMO6LAQrZ_ZLznbzXbwlX&v=XPg6kaIoVH4
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on January 23, 2017, 06:58:38 AM
Only my german fellows will get this ;D

(https://s24.postimg.cc/cn2nuwlw5/unnamed.png)

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: nadvgia on January 23, 2017, 07:40:46 AM
?

Lol
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on January 25, 2017, 03:50:19 PM


This is what I call a "Good Break Stop" !  :D

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4a/63/f3/4a63f3c7231f2d77973da60912196fa0.jpg)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 03, 2017, 06:49:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsa1ZvzFgvU



Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 04, 2017, 08:13:57 PM
I got a Happy Anniversary note next to the coffe maker this morning.

(https://s19.postimg.cc/lq8sgbtnn/funny_couple_pranks_104_5893316a9752c_605.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/l0q03yt3z/)image upload no size limit (https://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Catahoulak9 on February 04, 2017, 09:12:30 PM
Bombs, you are one lucky son of a bitch.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 04, 2017, 09:13:50 PM
LOL :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 04, 2017, 10:27:26 PM
Being a firefighter myself, I love this video. Respect though to all our police out there. Even Cops need  heros. LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgctZDpHSQ
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on February 06, 2017, 06:40:02 PM
When a plane is just really tired of your shit.  LOL :)

(https://s19.postimg.cc/5kloenrs3/bent.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/h9po2miqn/)image upload no compression (https://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: printenduevel on February 13, 2017, 04:09:40 PM
For the germans:

Wie beendet ein Computerspezialist seine Beziehung?

Strg Alt(e) Entf.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on February 28, 2017, 03:46:52 PM
Polikarpov R-1
Double Barrel Headshot  o_O  :D


(https://s13.postimg.cc/3qkt88yxj/2017_02_28_22_25_08.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/w3gaypknn/)

(https://s13.postimg.cc/gj8x86ajb/2017_02_28_22_28_04.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/vryuly47n/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on February 28, 2017, 04:01:32 PM

AAAAAHAHAHAH  :D ... and it´s that cool guy Brad Pitt shooting !
It must be from the film "Fight Club - part 2"

Damn man, He is going to have a big headache.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Toobone on March 07, 2017, 06:22:37 AM
Guys, what about a little black history humor?
If it was here in past - am erase:
https://yadi.sk/d/uhyqy7uF3FDBwU (https://yadi.sk/d/uhyqy7uF3FDBwU)
Translation in txt-file.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 07, 2017, 07:14:46 AM
(https://s22.postimg.cc/y0pahfa81/g_p4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/hcxsexfgd/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on March 09, 2017, 05:53:35 AM
Another tired old plane

(https://s13.postimg.cc/ta9xle2bb/Gammel_og_tr_t.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/92wht34tv/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on March 09, 2017, 06:02:46 AM
Perhaps this should have been posted yesterday


(https://s7.postimg.cc/696v4wocb/ll_pretty_good_airplanes_airplanes_art_airplanes.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/93a0icqif/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 09, 2017, 06:04:40 AM
Ha... now that's really funny ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: cjd-2010 on March 09, 2017, 03:51:05 PM

 Apple announced today that it has developed a
 breast implant that can store and play music.
 The iTit will cost from $499 to $699,depending
 on cup and speaker size.
 This is considered a major social breakthrough
 because women are always complaining about
 men staring at their breasts and not listening
 to them!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: cjd-2010 on March 09, 2017, 04:50:21 PM

  A husband takes his wife to a disco.There's a guy on the
  dancefloor giving it loads;break dancing,moon walking,
  back flips,the works. The wife turns to her husband
  and says "See that guy,25 years ago he proposed to me
  and I turned him down."
  The husband says"Looks like he's still f#####g celebrating!"
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: cjd-2010 on March 09, 2017, 05:01:39 PM

  I went to the doctors. He said ‘What appears to be the problem?’.
  I said ‘I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away’.
  He said ‘How can I help?’.
  I said ‘Break my arms!’
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: cjd-2010 on March 09, 2017, 05:10:11 PM

   A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts.
   A woman comes up to him and says “What are you supposed to be?”
   The man says “A premature ejaculation.”
   “What?” says the woman.
   The man explains “I’ve just come in my pants.”
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Dogbert on March 10, 2017, 04:27:20 AM
Hahahahahahahaha, nice  ;D :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on March 11, 2017, 10:56:09 AM
(https://s10.postimg.cc/nelfxc1u1/16806873_1838087819792018_1712575924071338713_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/an79qts1x/)img host (https://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on March 25, 2017, 09:19:44 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/dq2g1rq77/17352068_1647256368635598_849307435174280624_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/5kke3m1y7/) (https://pixxxels.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on March 27, 2017, 02:05:07 AM
I was just reading a document from the 1940's which perfectly illustrated the effect of the battle of Britain on the middle classes.

In the summer Richmond golf club was forced to introduce a new rule.

"A player whose shot is simultaneously affected by an exploding bomb, may choose to play a second ball from the original location.
 Penalty one stroke."


The horror!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on March 27, 2017, 01:28:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YTntpldkhw

This so wrong but I couldnt help it.  :-[
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on March 27, 2017, 02:32:52 PM
Kind of thing I would do, not paying attention to instructions, prologs nor situation. I probably would believe this boy was legal pray
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on March 28, 2017, 03:56:55 PM
Gives a new meaning to the word "drop tank"

(https://s12.postimg.cc/597sq9sdp/T-37_A_000_air_02.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3u681jrah/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: locopiston on March 28, 2017, 08:48:49 PM
Imagine if they were drinking hot coffee ... o_O
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: cjd-2010 on April 01, 2017, 05:46:53 PM

(https://s30.postimg.cc/8nobn5669/IMG_1399.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bhrh0l8cd/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 03, 2017, 05:48:29 AM
COMEDY GOLD

http://www.sas1946.com/main/index.php?topic=54667.msg581708;boardseen#new

Epervier asks Storebror for help with the new Heinkels
Epervier doesn't supply log
Storebror asks for log

What should happen next......

Eperveir throws massive strop and tells Storebror to stick his Heinkel up his arse
Epervier sets up a rival IL 2 website with 3 other people
Storebror asks Jack for another cigar

Ah....just another day at sas1946   :-*

Cheers

Alfie

PS. Monty.....Expansion Pack 10 is bloody rubbish.......the radar in the Albatross simply does not work  >:(
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 03, 2017, 08:31:06 AM
Hahaha 8)
Now just tell me how I get that Heinkel out of my *beeep* again...
No clue why the Radar on the Albatross doesn't work.
It did on the Wright Flyer.

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on April 04, 2017, 03:58:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWdcwDGI1kU
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 04, 2017, 06:09:38 AM
HAHAHAHA   Genius !

Swop CIDER for BEER and you're looking at Mr & Mrs Noakes  ;D

CHEERS

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on April 04, 2017, 02:42:44 PM
Photo reconnaissance - early days


(https://s11.postimg.cc/japntsw9f/image.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3p8c9ukb3/)

It is genuine!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on April 05, 2017, 04:03:08 AM
(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12809717_212301645826422_484066916314295807_n.jpg?oh=0557d4acc64ac8cc804904a6f73048ee&oe=59532493)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on April 07, 2017, 06:38:50 AM
For the Germans out there.

Dieter und sein Großvater Peter sitzen auf einem Hügel und betrachten eine Stadt. Peter sagt, siehst du all diese Häuser dort unten? Ich habe sie alle mit bloßen Händen gebaut. Nennen sie mich "Peter der Hausbauer"? Nein! Siehst du diese Kirche dort? Ich habe es aus nichts gebaut. Nennen sie mich "Peter der Kirchenbauer"? Nein! Siehst du diese Mauer dort drüben? Ich baute diese Wand Stein auf Stein. Aber nennen sie mich "Peter der Mauerbauer"? Nein! Aber du fickst ein Schwein!

Enjoy
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on April 08, 2017, 06:01:07 AM
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 11, 2017, 01:54:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/wnjkoFs.mp4

Breathtaking realism in BF 1

 o_O
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on April 11, 2017, 03:48:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/wnjkoFs.mp4

Breathtaking realism in BF 1

 o_O
o_O LOL the physics and graphics in that game look awesome, I am just too old for FPS
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 12, 2017, 01:59:02 AM
Trying to persuade Mrs Noakes that our house is too big for us now that the kid's have left home.....
We need a smaller place, nice and quiet just off the beaten track.......

 
(https://s13.postimg.cc/e7v5ifg3b/flyingboat_island.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/k8sufi2pf/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on April 12, 2017, 03:48:56 AM
And in case of you still want to socialize...

(https://s14.postimg.cc/rpr0y0ztd/sziget-7.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/yg7i7gmz1/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on April 12, 2017, 04:16:38 PM
United Airlines?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on April 12, 2017, 04:40:36 PM
I'll take this one ...

(http://keystonesamui.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Turquoise_outdoor_lounge-7.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on April 22, 2017, 07:56:09 AM
Always liked this one


https://www.youtube.com/embed/v=_53_pRsz0Es
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Toobone on April 25, 2017, 03:55:21 AM
http://forum.aviaskins.com/showpost.php?p=165174&postcount=578 (http://forum.aviaskins.com/showpost.php?p=165174&postcount=578) - recursion is still possible..
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 25, 2017, 06:43:01 AM
http://forum.aviaskins.com/showpost.php?p=165174&postcount=578 (http://forum.aviaskins.com/showpost.php?p=165174&postcount=578) - recursion is still possible..
I'm sure it's just me, so please enlighten me: Where's the joke?

Best regards - Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on April 26, 2017, 06:32:56 AM
You and me, I'm afraid
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on April 26, 2017, 09:01:17 AM
Me as well,

I don't get it.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on April 26, 2017, 09:24:57 AM
(http://digilander.libero.it/guido_1953/pics/sunglasses-4/john-lennon-01-jeans-jacket.jpg)
Original image is John Lennon. IDK.

Anyways.
(http://i.imgur.com/nZHCB3L.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on April 26, 2017, 09:49:11 AM
now it makes sense.


John Lenin
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on April 28, 2017, 09:06:12 AM
I can relate to this


(https://s24.postimg.cc/tvqsefelh/WTF146.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/771leux7l/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on April 28, 2017, 10:05:27 AM
Thats great!

It gave me a good laugh.

Thanks Hawk.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on April 28, 2017, 04:07:53 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/3ul7iahr7/424558_523877610976635_446946397_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/g97zim99b/) (https://postimage.io/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on April 29, 2017, 07:30:55 AM
If you where given the choice between world peace, and being as rich as Bill Gates ......
What colour would your Lamborghini be?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/eb/ae/36/ebae3626cc4a222b2de01c5f3e803837.jpg)

And one for Mike.

Always hug the people you hate.
That way you know how big a hole to dig in the back yard.

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on May 02, 2017, 11:03:54 AM
(https://scontent.ftsr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18118644_1313212768786797_2357689558086752847_n.jpg?oh=7ad8ac607fc39fd1e8bd0a09b60d979a&oe=59C09234)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on May 04, 2017, 06:45:35 PM
 :D This is hilarious.
They say its the STAR WARS anniversary this week.

Robot Chicken | Star Wars Episode II & III | Funniest Moments
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPria4lrLRc

"STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading"  ...with Jack Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8Z0UOXVaY
-
"THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkiI2vM2lfA

-
"RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge4_stUpqs

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on May 06, 2017, 08:28:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub3Cm0V_Z8w
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on May 08, 2017, 07:54:59 AM
Perhaps cow catchers should be put on planes as well


(https://s11.postimg.cc/rrv2cej6r/Genairco-_UOF-_BC-cow-13_3_36-_CDPratt-_KOM.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/5sonp72cf/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on May 08, 2017, 02:43:28 PM
That poor Moth
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on May 09, 2017, 02:22:41 AM
Who will get credits for that kill? Or is it a shared kill?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on May 09, 2017, 06:06:05 AM
With my usual memory delay I just remembered this one - watch carefully

https://www.youtube.com/embed/watch?v=SCk4ywD_yyM
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on May 09, 2017, 06:23:42 AM
Holy cow, literally 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: OberstDanjeje on May 09, 2017, 08:11:04 AM
Well, once I hit a boar with the car, it was worse, for my car and for the boar too :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on May 10, 2017, 08:30:01 AM
According to some source I have long forgotten the cow actually survived quite unharmed. (Maybe a little PTSD)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on May 15, 2017, 05:29:54 AM
For my german fellows:

(https://s4.postimg.cc/l555fus65/18402957_1394119074013275_7975719474261970229_n.jpg)

Translation: "Is that jumper made of camel hair?" - "No, why?" - "Cause you've got such nice humps."
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Pivoyvo on May 16, 2017, 03:44:34 AM
Schönes Ding !!!!  Wieder was zum Probieren in der Kneipe. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on May 20, 2017, 08:40:54 AM

(https://s17.postimg.cc/8rv54kyrj/patitos.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/cbh2ue1h7/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on May 20, 2017, 08:44:00 AM
There should be a law to prevent that!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on May 20, 2017, 10:23:59 AM
There is prevention... look this :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPoQgbYn8fU
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on May 23, 2017, 12:09:35 AM
Dorset Life....... :-*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-dorset-39972813/pensioner-waves-at-traffic-in-dorset-village-of-swyre


England my England
 
I know that area well...cycled trough it many times
So that’s what pensioners get up to of a morning......
 
I can’t wait......

Cheers
 
Alfie
 
PS What century was this filmed in ?   :D

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Pivoyvo on May 24, 2017, 03:27:33 AM
There´s a Man in Berlin in the area near the Bornholmer Bridge, My Dad told Me he is doing this for a long Time, who waves friendly to cars passing his position I saw him Twice.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Benno on May 24, 2017, 03:37:31 AM
Pensioner Pasttime !! :D
Benno
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on May 27, 2017, 03:01:01 AM
" If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times.....the human frame is not designed to move at speeds of over 50kph....you wouldn't listen...and now this has happened to poor Mr Santos-Dumont"....... o_O

(https://s18.postimg.cc/3vgzmirqh/2017.05.27_07-32-03.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/72bj65c6d/)

(https://s18.postimg.cc/8608vum7d/2017.05.27_07-34-43.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/rb3i5m0v9/)

(https://s30.postimg.cc/3u92knzpd/Santos_Dumont.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/5ytflr1bx/)

" If God had intended us to fly....He would of given us wings".... ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on June 12, 2017, 02:03:50 PM
Much as I'd hate to become political - I couldn't really resist this:


(https://s13.postimg.cc/z514f65rr/29trumpshuttle1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/62muccjhv/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on June 12, 2017, 09:20:50 PM
Well if we are going down that route :>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvfCtajhkL0
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on June 15, 2017, 06:28:13 AM
Flash! Aaaah! He'll save everyone of us!

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anbpOv5_460sv.mp4
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on June 16, 2017, 06:29:31 AM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/6uklok9gj/12235013_10205669070510060_392525221094591682_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4q08nh7tr/)


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
 Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
 After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
 The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
 The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
 The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
 The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on June 17, 2017, 06:44:26 AM
Inspired by "organic airplanes"  o_O


(https://s24.postimg.cc/nmxh04fdx/1stt_Hybrid_Motorcycle.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/gwgzqos81/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: locopiston on June 17, 2017, 01:13:09 PM
"Guess what is depicted here" and this tread have more on comon day by day...


The fuel seems to be of organic and sustainable production.

But it is necessary to see if it complies with the international regulations of emissions of greenhouse gases. :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on June 17, 2017, 01:47:52 PM
"Guess what is depicted here" and this tread have more on comon day by day...


The fuel seems to be of organic and sustainable production.

But it is necessary to see if it complies with the international regulations of emissions of greenhouse gases. :P

There is a Finnish superhero, Peräsmies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per%C3%A4smies whose picture I posted in thread "Guess what is depicted here".

In one strip nature activists were afraid that Peräsmies and his emissions would be enivironmentally hazardous. They forced him to go and check his emissions in an environment research laboratory. 

The results came stating that the emissions passed all laws and regulations. However, they said, smell is obnoxious beyond words, but that can not be measured.

Because of that the state granted Peräsmies an official Licence to Fart.

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: locopiston on June 18, 2017, 10:29:47 AM
A bizarre superheroe that complies with all regulations, without doubt is of the good ones. ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on July 02, 2017, 07:14:43 AM
Aircraft recognition from a most trustworthy news peddler


(https://s17.postimg.cc/a9fm1u6lb/BBC.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/l90tdfx0b/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Korrigan on July 02, 2017, 09:29:56 AM
Aircraft recognition from a most trustworthy news peddler
(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu224/phbrajon/NBhysterical_zpsgzbu3ybl.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on July 02, 2017, 11:07:58 AM
Aircraft recognition from a most trustworthy news peddler

That Dakota has very good camouflage. I could have sworn it was a Spitfire!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on July 13, 2017, 03:08:31 PM
Check yer six!

(https://s21.postimg.cc/wbjz2cshj/Check_yer_six.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/87t7e2a0j/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on July 13, 2017, 07:34:53 PM
It's behind me isn't it?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on July 15, 2017, 12:30:51 AM
Just woke up and found this sitting on my stove top

(https://s24.postimg.cc/ml0dnerfp/IMG_0774.jpg)

Did Walter White sneak into my house tonight?

I am genuinely and seriously confused. I didn't dare taste it and I'd rather not call the police....too much paperwork.

What should I do? 
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on July 15, 2017, 08:01:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxKeCmTCDV4
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on July 16, 2017, 02:28:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Flq4Exd.png)

memes
Title: RAF pilot song
Post by: dyingtofly on July 16, 2017, 02:34:47 AM
https://youtu.be/GLUyEXO-jI0
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on July 17, 2017, 06:48:04 AM
Aviation Equipment Testing Department


(https://s4.postimg.cc/h9oefnki5/Stol.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/k3rjt3mo9/)



(https://s23.postimg.cc/v5j7cjmhn/Portraits-_Warren.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/59zgtcknr/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Benno on July 18, 2017, 04:06:49 AM
Crash Test Dummy  ! 8)
Benno
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on July 20, 2017, 01:27:19 AM

(https://s3.postimg.cc/vhyuh4b5v/hj_R6_As_O.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/wx0f5uc8v/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Benno on July 20, 2017, 03:44:19 AM
Ohh you naughty Boy  8)
Benno
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on July 20, 2017, 04:36:28 PM


(https://s22.postimg.cc/6p4dqkne9/IMG_0709.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: printenduevel on July 24, 2017, 11:54:31 AM
Armyknife
(https://s11.postimg.cc/6i6z61sn7/armyknife.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/wdqpp8ugv/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on July 25, 2017, 09:55:30 AM
A very sensible man talking to a floppy forehead called Piers Morgan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Us4wcMtl4&feature=youtu.be

I am sorry if it is purely for the English speakers, but a TV presenter arguing with mathematics........ damn killed me the first time I saw it.

Since this video I have watched several videos of the Polish MEP who has been replaced by the muppet in the above video. He's a very smart man and I would vote for him.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: looneytunes on July 27, 2017, 05:04:26 AM
Anyone not seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6B_7ZRSwWg
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: looneytunes on July 27, 2017, 05:22:34 AM
http://www.mediafire.com/file/8ov4oyuvyhfrx1u/il2comic.flv

an old il2 comic
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on July 29, 2017, 08:21:55 AM
You won't believe what I caught today


(https://s3.postimg.cc/k74zj936r/01-_BN-_Ac-_Kitty_Hawk-_TF9_J-_Cougar-_Pt1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/evq2yjh3z/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on July 30, 2017, 01:44:47 AM
Whist flying over Uzin's Irkutsk map my Gnome Omega 7 started to overheat......
I had to make an unscheduled stop at a pretty little village a few kilometers North of Irkutsk.....

(https://s3.postimg.cc/jn652q5dv/29.07.2017_14-38-28.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/hvd67tm0v/)

(https://s3.postimg.cc/h74bovnb7/29.07.2017_14-40-41.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/x5d1f0hj3/)

(https://s3.postimg.cc/ibydu99s3/29.07.2017_14-41-43.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3sr8sugn3/)

(https://s3.postimg.cc/4trhhyxmr/29.07.2017_14-43-39.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/x6mz8fjcv/)


Struck me as just the quiet little place you need to live in when you're perfecting helicopter FM's    ;)

Cheers

Alfie

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Toobone on July 30, 2017, 05:01:24 AM
Armyknife

Funny, but in fact: cheap vodka at USSR times was sealed with a plastic stopper in alcohol factories, so that a regular army knife was used, no corkscrews.  Same with cheap vine. &, finally, colognes and lotions to this day have screw caps (a favorite swill of alcoholics called to the Soviet Army) :P
PS:The most notorious alcoholics among soldiers took a bucket of water, dissolved alcohol-containing chemicals, defended, so that the liquids were divided into layers, then made a hole in the bottom and drained the unnecessary.
    The most desperate smeared on a piece of dried bread Gutalin (issued to all soldiers for cleaning boots). When the bread was soaked, cut the shoe with a knife, and ate the bread. Sometimes they were buried (if the doctors did not have time to save from poisoning).
PSS:In my time (1970-80), in the Soviet Army, I met soldiers drinking lotions and alcohol-containing chemicals (when they could not get a normal swill). And such alcoholics served only in the Building Battalions, where they were expelled from other types of troops. Same was with officers in best case scenario. In the worst case they were deprived of their titles and expelled from the army without the right of restoration.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Ibis on August 02, 2017, 11:45:05 PM
  Australian immigration test.

removed by poster
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on August 03, 2017, 01:54:12 AM
You won't believe what I caught today


(https://s3.postimg.cc/k74zj936r/01-_BN-_Ac-_Kitty_Hawk-_TF9_J-_Cougar-_Pt1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/evq2yjh3z/)

But you should see the one that got away!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on August 03, 2017, 02:44:28 PM
That's the way to do it


(https://s2.postimg.cc/uq6fazikp/97178481_f86d0cfc-7f08-46af-802c-df34f8fffb82.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/nmyjvdd51/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on August 07, 2017, 03:04:36 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/amuudn9b7/20638366_1161137280697154_5739249556912996757_n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Hit me! Hit me! :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on August 07, 2017, 11:40:23 PM
They could have chosen a better beer than Heineken Donkey Piss ! Beuark !
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: singüe on August 08, 2017, 10:32:00 AM
You are insulting  donkeys.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on August 08, 2017, 11:17:27 AM
If I had my choice, it would be whiskey. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on August 08, 2017, 11:38:49 AM
You are insulting  donkeys.

Hyper-Mega-LOL ! You are right, Amigo ! Sorry for the donkeys ! But Heinekem is sooooooooooooooo... awful beer !

I prefer this one :

(http://www.zingaro-photography.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bouteil.jpg)

Soooooooooooooooooooooo much better ! and... made not far from home ! Drink local ! Hips...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on August 09, 2017, 02:22:33 PM
What you guys need is this


(https://s28.postimg.cc/twe09bv9p/Screenshot_2017-08-09-22-13-48-01.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/pn9a75s09/)

(https://s28.postimg.cc/naxd0f0h9/Screenshot_2017-08-09-22-14-41-01.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on August 10, 2017, 07:33:38 AM
(https://s28.postimg.cc/gqvbneup9/drone_pilot_1719505.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

 ^-^
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on August 14, 2017, 06:57:56 AM
The affordable F-35

(https://s30.postimg.cc/couuko3xt/f-35-fighter-jet-project.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on August 14, 2017, 06:31:41 PM

An advertising campaign that illustrates why Brexit is probably a good idea ........



(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/87/4f/62/874f62d08c9af061dff8b0472b3637f5--british-beer-the-beer.jpg)





(http://thisiswarblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/no20fokker.jpeg)


.                                                                  (https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-06/11/13/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-buzz-11887-1402507745-4.jpg?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)






(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_sd4aOA0Ur-I/ShYmAuj1eVI/AAAAAAAAFig/e77ApMqw7CQ/s1600/ad62003th%5B8%5D.gif)    (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtAhmeHR1mWUK975WWN8a8pSLNyuty7CNvRnP1m2qlm6lZXJbnVw)

(http://m.cdn.blog.hu/so/sorfigyelo/image/spitfire_marketing.jpg)

                                                                        (http://www.bassethoundowners.org.uk/lowdown/win11/img/spitfire3.jpg)

.                                                                                                                        (http://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/uploads/post-72-1151081470.jpg)

(http://forums.scottishfootballforums.co.uk/index.php?app=gallery&module=images&section=img_ctrl&img=970&file=medium)          (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d9/71/2f/d9712f173270848cc029c7f2c2fa6d3d.jpg)

(http://www.thewanderingpalate.com/wp-content/uploads/spitfire-beer-to-end-all-beers.jpg)



 ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on August 16, 2017, 11:54:00 AM
after all that ale....... :o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe5voNLgIUw
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on August 16, 2017, 03:12:16 PM
after all that ale.......
something more solid, perhaps

(https://s18.postimg.cc/5dq7ylu2h/Hot_dog.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on August 16, 2017, 03:15:54 PM
I hear they have a little bite to them though. :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on August 19, 2017, 02:55:19 PM
This was posted on Facebook by a friend of mine who is Aussie. LOL :)

(https://s19.postimg.cc/5m1ieq8yr/20915095_10154515867122134_5096164511539842724_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/vucn43t27/)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on August 30, 2017, 02:55:58 AM

(https://s26.postimg.cc/7m5ia24cp/Martin-ex-_NEIAF-_Miss-_Latrine-of-1930-_KOM.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on August 30, 2017, 09:08:13 AM
What kind of plane is that?

I'm guessing Martin B-10 or 166
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on August 30, 2017, 04:44:16 PM
This was not really meant for the "Guess what" section.
But you are right, it's a Martin B-10, model 166/139WH-3, originally built for the Royal Netherlands East Indies Air Force
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on August 30, 2017, 08:30:56 PM
Thanks for feeding into my joke Lame. Very interesting nonetheless.
James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on September 11, 2017, 11:46:50 PM

(https://s26.postimg.cc/wlcdiq0x5/5_Cvju_Ws_-_Imgur.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on September 12, 2017, 06:13:27 AM
Here we observe the rare and unique "Churchill Torpedo." It was deemed too costly to use however as it required a head of government to be killed. :P

James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on September 17, 2017, 03:23:56 PM
Time for a commercial


(https://s26.postimg.cc/6lv01so09/img_C7.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on September 21, 2017, 08:03:50 AM
(https://s26.postimg.cc/6lv01so09/img_C7.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


(https://s26.postimg.cc/l8ukxhkpl/20066586_467299653634902_7620493471802982400_n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Kilo on September 25, 2017, 02:39:52 AM
Photobucket500...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Oscarito on September 25, 2017, 02:51:47 AM
Photobucket500...
Pff...now they are asking for money! o_O
Thanks for the advice! Post removed...
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on September 25, 2017, 03:42:50 AM
(https://s26.postimg.cc/iy5svxyaf/image.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on October 02, 2017, 03:36:31 PM

(https://s1.postimg.cc/890dzr124v/UDF.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on October 02, 2017, 03:51:30 PM
~meme here~

This is pure gold. *Forwards to the old man.*
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on October 14, 2017, 09:11:10 PM

(https://s1.postimg.cc/740alh1dyn/7_CF3_A2_B4-_EF0_C-4_B38-_A736-_F0_BD917_AE907.jpg)

James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on October 28, 2017, 06:32:31 AM

(https://s1.postimg.cc/1wmfkxol1b/F-14-_Skin-halloween.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on November 07, 2017, 12:44:45 AM

Cheap SAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtLH7dyntUc
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on November 07, 2017, 05:31:41 AM
As much as it's a good shot - that could have hurt someone and must be an expensive motor to repair... :/



Getting back to topic,

Was put off VAC when using 'Voice Commander' in a crucial one-on-one fight. I sneezed which the programme interpreted as 'bail out!'

:)) Now THIS is funny.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 07, 2017, 10:36:11 AM
(https://www.sas1946.rocks/flickr/storebror/4480/38213961562_584c843dc0_o.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blaubaer on November 07, 2017, 03:27:52 PM

(https://s1.postimg.cc/5vio8i2gcv/image.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 07, 2017, 10:46:15 PM
(https://www.sas1946.rocks/flickr/storebror/4536/38202886656_ef6485310f_o.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 07, 2017, 10:49:00 PM
(https://www.sas1946.rocks/flickr/storebror/4522/38257642501_cdeca22851_o.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on November 13, 2017, 09:51:38 AM
Are you prepare to die laughing ? I mean: if one of your internal organs is about to blow, don't watch this! Then again,
it also means that you really don't have anything left to lose, so on second thought, you probably can watch it anyway.  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXfltmzRG-g
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on November 13, 2017, 02:38:53 PM
More please  ;D

Fuck that voice.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 13, 2017, 11:52:58 PM
(https://www.sas1946.rocks/flickr/storebror/4565/38353215876_3fd88d657b_o.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on November 14, 2017, 12:42:47 PM
He then said: "... do I press launch instead ? "   o_O
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 14, 2017, 11:04:22 PM
(https://www.sas1946.rocks/flickr/storebror/4538/38430918641_fddf8dbbd8_o.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on November 20, 2017, 08:00:29 AM

(https://s8.postimg.cc/skmaa0fhx/pictures-taken-at-the-right-moment-in-time-11.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on November 24, 2017, 03:13:53 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/xa8rtl70z/23795095_711673382371893_7033257444100210072_n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on November 24, 2017, 05:42:23 PM
Seems realistic to me. Those KC-130's can get pretty slow................. :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on November 25, 2017, 06:36:30 AM
Well - they do seem to be in trouble when helping helicopters out
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 01, 2017, 07:59:53 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/582sxbgz7/15219602_1284941594895514_4578847095259456357_n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on December 11, 2017, 12:50:26 PM
Designate Drivers
(http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/77ec/r912czh1121gan27g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/view/?r912czh1121gan2)
You the driver. Na you the driver. Na you the driver.
I think I'll have a shot of whiskey now, were are home !
What do you mean home ? Everything is upside down !
- You drink too much !
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on December 11, 2017, 09:26:43 PM

(https://s7.postimg.cc/6els4xt8r/9384_F2_FC-860_B-45_A7-8_CA3-9_C32_B6523367.jpg)


James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on December 14, 2017, 04:38:01 PM

(https://s7.postimg.cc/o5zp8ct2z/geoffrey-in-biplane.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 14, 2017, 05:10:05 PM
All right. Where did you get the picture of me? :)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on December 15, 2017, 09:13:35 PM
So today I was given the job of creating a rough draft for an exhibit at the Air Museum. The exhibit features diesel aircraft engines as its focus. I am in charge of writing the paragraph or two that will be the first thing that people see when they enter the exhibit.

So I went to my computer and turned it on in order to start typing but the moment I log on it tells me that it needs to do an update. The estimated time for the update was around two hours and it didnt give me the choice to wait a day. So I had no choice but to run it and wait.

At that moment I realized that, “Oh shit! This thing is due tomorrow and it’s 9:00pm. I’ve made a terrible mistake!”

So I went upstairs to get my backup typing instrument.

This is what I see on my desk right now:

(https://s7.postimg.cc/iiqh8hcln/image.jpg)

There are two problems with this setup, 1) Everyone in my house is asleep right now and typewriters tend to made noise. And 2) I need my fingers to actually work tomorrow because Im doing riveting.

I can use the internet on my phone as I am doing now but it is way more tiresome to type on here.

Consensus.......I’m screwed!


James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on December 16, 2017, 05:42:22 AM
Condolences, James. This is the situation when we say: "Press the red button ... and rest in peace"  :P

This is especially for LameHawk:

(https://s18.postimg.cc/u2cxn7tvd/19031575_a43cf94c2dd39583eea4af823a1df19b_y.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/v4n45rcol/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on December 16, 2017, 08:40:45 AM
Thank you - I can easily see myself there - at the left  o_O
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on December 16, 2017, 11:31:22 PM
(http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/7edb/mcf3q95vd7n79j97g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/view/?mcf3q95vd7n79j9)
Plane weird.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on December 17, 2017, 02:31:32 AM
Le Prieur Bicyclette  8)

https://i.imgur.com/PZWXe0k.mp4
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on December 17, 2017, 03:06:28 AM
(https://s8.postimg.cc/s7hraekph/danger-of-confusion_o_2246549.jpg)
 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: printenduevel on December 17, 2017, 06:36:34 AM
I prefer her way of headbanging  :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Toobone on December 26, 2017, 07:38:37 AM
O yeah, American made (2017), good movie for real pilots:

(http://forum.aviaskins.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=51126&d=1514284987)
(http://forum.aviaskins.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=51127&d=1514284987)
(http://forum.aviaskins.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=51128&d=1514284987)
(http://forum.aviaskins.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=51129&d=1514284987)
(http://forum.aviaskins.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=51130&d=1514284987)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Blaubaer on December 26, 2017, 12:52:17 PM
Not new, but still funny (German version): www.team-kehr.de/link_dateien/x52pro.mp4 (http://www.team-kehr.de/link_dateien/x52pro.mp4)

Regards, Michael
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Phantom_3_9 on December 27, 2017, 10:08:01 AM
(Just a very new comers and looking around)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on December 27, 2017, 03:12:39 PM

(https://s9.postimg.cc/531m214yn/Aviation-_Jokes-_Purpose-of-the-propeller-is-to-keep-the-pilot-coo.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on December 31, 2017, 08:23:57 AM

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.

After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”

As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, the president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company’s secret files.

From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over 65. To everyone’s amazement the little fire engine raced through the Chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen watched as the old-timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.

After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous, the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers.

After thanking each of the old men individually, the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money. The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, “The first thing we’re going to do is fix the dang brakes on that truck!”
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on January 02, 2018, 12:51:48 PM
ATC: “Tiger 22, please state estimated time of arrival.”
Pilot: “Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice..”.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LuseKofte on January 15, 2018, 01:39:01 PM
Best meme I ever seen  :)

(http://i1364.photobucket.com/albums/r739/larry691/26169425_2054661881434681_7607502936916835941_n_zpszxies3aq.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on January 16, 2018, 12:49:05 AM
 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) Excellent !

Personally I'd need a little more streamlining ......


(https://s9.postimg.cc/dovttk11r/car2.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/gvqdd6t7j/car3.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

lowered slightly.....

(https://s9.postimg.cc/68wk818a7/car4.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

.....and it must have a good paint scheme...

(https://s9.postimg.cc/g67l16fwv/car5.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/dovttxj5r/car6.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on January 16, 2018, 10:01:33 AM
The first one is a Blenheim I  ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on January 17, 2018, 02:14:08 PM

(https://s18.postimg.cc/wbzeeg5jt/MJjfv.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on January 26, 2018, 03:27:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/muf9ymB.png)

We all have things to our own tastes and liking, but this one was worth a chuckle.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Malone on February 01, 2018, 10:06:43 AM
(https://www.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/783721231395332104) 

              ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on February 01, 2018, 11:57:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on February 15, 2018, 02:28:38 PM
Mike dat was fucking great lol (no puns intended)

Yo guys know what is hard and big when you put it in yer mouth, and when you get it out it's soft and small?




You're right, it's chewing gum
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on February 18, 2018, 12:51:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYOvuCYQueg

Hmmm.....Yes......I think I'll stick to biplanes if that's alright ......thank you  :))

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: The_Alaska_Man on February 18, 2018, 04:11:22 AM
A little joke I heard.

I asked my soviet neighbor how life was under Stalin. He said he couldn't complain.  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on February 18, 2018, 10:45:07 AM
Talkin about soviets

(http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/ussr-this-is-traditional-food-in-my-country-but-ivan-the-plate-is-empty-i-know.jpg)
:P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on February 18, 2018, 10:49:12 AM
Also a communist joke from my country

2 men talking on the subway
-Do you know the difference between Hungary, and China?
-Tell me Smith
-What's happening in China makes you smile. But what's happening here is complete ridiculousness.
At this point a 3rd man joins the conversation
-Comrade Smith. Do you know the difference between the subway, and you?
-N...No?
-The subway keeps going but you're coming with me
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on March 10, 2018, 07:12:24 AM
Before

(https://s10.postimg.cc/ptuie7wrd/Dick_Merrill-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

After


(https://s10.postimg.cc/gm29xjzzt/Dick_Merrill.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

And yes - it is the same one
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: paul_88 on March 13, 2018, 08:39:48 AM
snipped

that's creepy and awesome. reminds me of Black Mirror a lot
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Paulo Hirth on March 13, 2018, 11:18:26 AM
  paul_88     This joke is REAL LIFE now, but just in free western world, here in Brasil see what we learn in university:
                   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjt5VVyGRFU
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on March 13, 2018, 11:25:01 AM
What the fuck is that?
Literally :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on March 13, 2018, 12:09:00 PM
What? Have you not seen a circle dance before?  ;)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 13, 2018, 11:32:44 PM
I see that happening in the office every day.
Some are so eager to perform the dance, they even stick their head in at the person in front.

Cheers!
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on March 18, 2018, 07:13:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/STF6FSg.jpg)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: <Gunny> on March 18, 2018, 10:21:08 AM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/imwplxytv/need.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on March 26, 2018, 09:11:56 AM

(https://s9.postimg.cc/xmnfulmm7/potw04_1322.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on March 27, 2018, 03:22:27 AM

(https://s7.postimg.cc/be3pdib6j/4hb_S6_CM.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4nn842o0n/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 27, 2018, 04:42:56 AM
(https://s31.postimg.cc/kzvbezfcr/math.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: GEORGES44 on March 27, 2018, 05:04:47 AM
2581 = 2.
According to legend, a 5 year-old can resolve this in less than 5 minutes, and a programmer needs at least 1 hour.
Since I took 4 minutes, we must be in 1965 !

Cheers
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 27, 2018, 05:38:31 AM
Correct George.
How's the time travel been? 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gatrasz on March 27, 2018, 05:40:53 AM
Since I took 4 minutes, we must be in 1965 !
Very strange, I thought we were (only) back in 1990  :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: GEORGES44 on March 27, 2018, 08:11:03 AM
How's the time travel been? 8)
Wonderful time machine :didn't see the years go by from 1965 to today.:) :) :)
But my time machine is not equipped with reverse ::( ::( ::( .

Speaking of time machine, a literary gem:
"Yeah, listen, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father is Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third,..."
"What?"
"There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!"

I have no doubt Mike will find the book !
Hint: sequel to a guide ;)

Cheers
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 27, 2018, 08:19:42 AM
Oh yeah, the trilogy in four parts - I have all five books of it, plus everything else from Dougy and his legacy ;)

Cheers!
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on March 28, 2018, 09:09:11 AM
(https://scontent.fbud4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29571202_192734211338650_8178923571564348697_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=3f62ba8bcde361a4ccdcaf323528b931&oe=5B6BF7FA)
#il2memes
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Toobone on March 29, 2018, 04:15:57 AM
One of the great singers & women:

https://yadi.sk/d/qus56Tbv3TsYLD (https://yadi.sk/d/qus56Tbv3TsYLD)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on April 01, 2018, 05:01:29 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/ih9dtcckz/29749971_1668752749839650_4455457017640140646_o.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://s19.postimg.cc/lo3xcz4qr/29791017_1668758249839100_29181982434816243_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/p7pv2s7gf/)

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on April 02, 2018, 08:46:58 AM
Probably the Garand I was issued with in 1970
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on April 12, 2018, 04:20:53 AM
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/e068/sn872zsfz06t8fj7g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/view/?sn872zsfz06t8fj)

(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/3fbf/1boeeemr3is880b7g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/view/?1boeeemr3is880b)
"... pics show I was on a recon mission... then things started to go very wrong, sir! Recon? SIR, YES SIR!"
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on April 19, 2018, 01:53:52 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/9yinv3w5f/30713443_242860379615758_4133694881807728640_n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on April 23, 2018, 06:50:13 AM

https://www.youtube.com/embed/watch?v=vHA6IXSvreU

(https://s9.postimg.cc/t57fbvh73/3888.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on May 02, 2018, 07:32:02 AM
south...aliens
Knew it! ALIENS are already here !   ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on May 07, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
(https://s19.postimg.cc/9ms5vsh5f/32078171_990075224484287_4811465219609985024_n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on May 07, 2018, 10:22:45 PM
Hohoho... careful with the torque effect.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Benno on May 08, 2018, 03:46:44 AM
Over the hill "Overkill" :P
Benno
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on May 09, 2018, 03:06:39 PM

(https://s31.postimg.cc/54ytqggob/06b162d97470170706d9bfbb501c23f7.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/frsmvw497/18l0q7m10dgzjjpg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on May 11, 2018, 06:00:32 AM
Myself and the Lady Wife live only a mile away from the BEACH
We like to dress appropriately and try to keep up with the fashion trends of the young people
this year it's my turn to choose clothes.... and I think I did rather well......


(https://s31.postimg.cc/p1f0u8x7v/kim.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://s31.postimg.cc/4u1l20cm3/donnysuit.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Mrs Noakes is no longer speaking to me  :-[

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on May 11, 2018, 10:27:17 AM
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/59f4/6hx3oubxm9tg0cz7g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/view/?6hx3oubxm9tg0cz)^
Moooooooooovvve !!!!     oh s...!!!!                                                                                                     |
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on May 13, 2018, 10:22:46 AM
Hubberranz,

Is that a Ford Flivver?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Hubberranz on May 16, 2018, 06:58:47 AM
Yes

https://www.sas1946.com/main/index.php/topic,57219.msg632467.html#msg632467

Look for Ford F on this list, and the "plane.ru" entry line for it.


More pics, with a wiki link below them: https://www.sas1946.com/main/index.php/topic,57219.msg646538.html#msg646538
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on May 17, 2018, 07:56:28 AM
What do 2 May 1945 and 2 May 2018 have in common?

The German Luftwaffe has 4 operational Jet Fighters 8)

(https://s7.postimg.cc/t6sy29qt7/31882874_10157414825719942_3020354606094876672_n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/l1aw442k7/)

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on May 17, 2018, 08:08:29 AM
What do 2 May 1945 and 2 May 2018 have in common?

The German Luftwaffe has 4 operational Jet Fighters 8)

]cheers[
Mike

OH really!?!  :o Now that´s a surprise!
AAAAHAHAHAHAH  :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on May 22, 2018, 11:43:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzRhlwJ49Os

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bRnOrWhvMk
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on May 24, 2018, 07:39:48 AM
I really, really need ALonGAphukenbrakE  :(
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on May 31, 2018, 04:55:43 PM

(https://s22.postimg.cc/90dysx2zl/6_F6_C3_A5_A-_BF36-4_C99-_A8_EA-22_E75282_ED94.jpg)


James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Atoka220 on May 31, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
Your post inspired me to translate an old pic around here lol

(https://s33.postimg.cc/42gaueobj/100ll.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on May 31, 2018, 08:10:02 PM
Poor An-2
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on June 11, 2018, 05:30:03 AM

It is all a matter of perception....

(https://s22.postimg.cc/o1md8p1oh/You_don_t_matter.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on June 11, 2018, 05:37:58 AM




(https://s22.postimg.cc/vka3v05jl/HA_HA.jpg)







 :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Sita on June 11, 2018, 06:29:09 AM
(https://pp.userapi.com/c846320/v846320546/59d81/7gckOZwE3Sc.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on June 11, 2018, 07:29:36 AM

(https://s33.postimg.cc/cv8h7ihtb/2130400804.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/9bmjhpf3f/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on June 11, 2018, 07:32:29 AM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/837/221/ec0.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on June 11, 2018, 03:19:41 PM

(https://s22.postimg.cc/gp4206sgx/tumblr_mwlz0b_Q1s_L1r25gofo1_1280.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on June 12, 2018, 05:09:21 AM
Hellfire Rick !

(https://s22.postimg.cc/m16e19h1t/2_B7d_MZP.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on June 12, 2018, 08:08:58 AM
That Boeing must be on the top ten list of ugliest aircraft ever.


(https://s15.postimg.cc/9pqjjtczv/smiling_boeing_x_32_jsf_by_vinni_pooh-d7ut9v1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Another laughing plane

(https://s15.postimg.cc/olp2ri3uz/Har-har-har.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on June 13, 2018, 10:05:13 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Cp0cqf7.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on June 19, 2018, 06:07:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qARK60waE-4
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on June 21, 2018, 07:19:13 AM


Ismo is even better comedian when he speaks finnish.  :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on June 22, 2018, 02:09:00 PM
Ismo is even better comedian when he speaks finnish.  :P

Ismo teaching you the most important word in Finnish language, with English subtitles:

https://youtu.be/HtAd78dWUlA
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Toobone on July 12, 2018, 07:44:07 AM
..great trolling!..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=132&v=6_l7Ibj6klE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=132&v=6_l7Ibj6klE)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on July 17, 2018, 03:16:16 PM

(https://s33.postimg.cc/ldbyhwtlr/af8b281bdd8096f04894f075a0bfe602--south-island-mountain-bike.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on July 20, 2018, 06:30:21 AM
I want one. :)

(https://s19.postimg.cc/48jqjnkpv/37368503_2094827917452062_4543123441141678080_n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on July 20, 2018, 06:02:19 PM
Come to East Hartford. We’ll accomodate your needs.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on July 20, 2018, 06:53:28 PM


WHOA!  o_O  Just ... WOW!

 ;D

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: <Gunny> on July 21, 2018, 07:15:11 PM
For dog Lovers
(https://s22.postimg.cc/morb3u6g1/Flys.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on August 09, 2018, 07:05:16 AM
(https://s33.postimg.cc/iqti65my7/clouds.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/qjk5y4sx7/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on August 09, 2018, 11:32:42 AM
Duly forwarded to the IT dept, Sir. They say they're about to post it on the coffee machine for further scrutiny   8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on August 12, 2018, 10:41:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf31MzNgnNk

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: max_thehitman on August 12, 2018, 10:45:18 AM


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH! :))

Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on August 29, 2018, 11:12:54 AM
And there are people who think cars are great
(https://s33.postimg.cc/led69b74f/woodmascot.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on September 07, 2018, 03:28:02 PM
Always be the one driving the plane

(https://s33.postimg.cc/fv73fo21r/Fairey_IIIF_Taxi.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)



(https://s33.postimg.cc/706956v9r/squishedcop.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on September 11, 2018, 07:07:40 AM
At last - a real car

(https://s33.postimg.cc/o836n1kmn/Blenheim.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Gaston on September 11, 2018, 09:01:44 AM
A Blenheim-mobile, eh ???
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on September 11, 2018, 08:53:12 PM
Nananananananana BLENHEIM!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on September 11, 2018, 11:55:00 PM
Something for our german friends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PZNlOmA7Uw

For people not fluent in german, click the gear on the lower right, select "subtitles" and then "translate automatically" and choose the language of your choice.

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on September 12, 2018, 06:00:00 AM
A German soldier walks into a BAR...…..

(https://s19.postimg.cc/sfeewjs9v/41515122_1882478021800454_1485423372853575680_o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/woj4ypvj3/)

 :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on September 12, 2018, 06:11:54 AM
We only lost the war for the lack of motorcycles with side car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LWaKZmzAoA

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: an-dre-as on September 12, 2018, 12:56:16 PM
Something for our german friends:
For people not fluent in german, click the gear on the lower right, select "subtitles" and then "translate automatically" and choose the language of your choice.

]cheers[
Mike

Sehr, sehr, geil, MIke! ;-)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on September 12, 2018, 03:07:09 PM
Mein deutsch ist nicht gut, aber es bestätigt einen Verdacht
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on September 15, 2018, 08:48:15 PM
This speaks volumes of me......

(https://s22.postimg.cc/9ax7eqqcx/00_D1848_D-_F41_A-412_E-9885-_CE790_F52_D2_E2.jpg)



James
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on September 18, 2018, 12:53:28 AM
I've been enjoying slibenli's new graphics extender mod  :-*

(https://i.postimg.cc/9fFtQfs6/2018.09.17_21-04-30.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hX67CKDs)

Is anyone working on a BREATHING mod for us DOF flyers  ?    ]confused2[

Cheers

Alfie   
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on October 01, 2018, 07:25:01 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/52zhqdgv/OVN37e3.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TKRNfsZY)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on October 01, 2018, 07:43:47 AM
Solution: Pay for business class ticket. Eliminates at least 3 of the annoyances 8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on October 15, 2018, 04:17:19 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/3RMfbsPZ/InCBj.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on October 19, 2018, 12:20:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc&feature=share

That's me sorted for a Christmas present then....... :D

Apologies if anyone's is offended, but this cracked me up  :))

possible mod for DOF...alternative for Le Prieur ?

Cheers

(Singed) Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Shakaali on November 01, 2018, 02:18:41 PM
This actually happened

This morning I reserved a seat in a train. I was given seat 70 in car 4.

Once onboard I realized there were 68 seats in car 4.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 02, 2018, 12:29:42 AM
Now you only need to realize that you are the conductor :P
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on November 02, 2018, 05:37:08 AM
... or you're the controller, and your first task is to find the conductor  8)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on November 02, 2018, 06:08:51 AM
Did this just turn into the plot of a Stephen King mystery novel?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on November 02, 2018, 07:38:48 AM
I'm not really surprised. Just take a look at Storebror's time stamp, and then the time stamp in the upper right corner
(https://i.postimg.cc/G3vbtRgh/Dump01.png) (https://postimg.cc/Lh4cQcMr)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on November 19, 2018, 02:52:56 AM
...................and finally I get to finish mowing the lawn............ :))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy0GMyfGu6s

Love some of the comments.......

Is it a diesel ?
Does it run on wood ?  o_O

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: <Gunny> on November 25, 2018, 09:40:04 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/5tKyjyGY/bq-5bf95dff1a8e5.gif)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on December 04, 2018, 04:28:40 PM
Christmas is here, so let's brighten things up a little

(https://i.postimg.cc/Hxtsfb5T/1007-50-1-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/YCm2t5gn/Juledekoration.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4YsR5FWV)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on December 05, 2018, 06:10:45 AM
Is that a Whitley Mk V?
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on December 05, 2018, 07:42:18 AM
More likely a VII.
Notice the ASV aerials
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: vpmedia on December 05, 2018, 11:37:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBaPI2AKu2g
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: P51vsFw190 on December 28, 2018, 07:05:14 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PxwJqkJL/0-EF4-A7-A1-C873-4119-AF05-9-CB288-E88-E4-B.jpg)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on December 28, 2018, 07:14:47 AM
:))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: <Gunny> on January 25, 2019, 03:39:16 PM
Now for some laugh time ......

Quote
https://youtu.be/5e6rIQXzpLk   
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on January 31, 2019, 07:09:44 AM
This might be an old one for some of you, but still... worth being shared me thinks:

An HR manager was knocked down (tragically) by a bus and was killed. Her soul arrived at the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter welcomed her. "Before you get settled in" he said, "We have a little problem…you see, we’ve never had a HR manager make it this far before and we’re not really sure what to do with you."

"Oh, I see," said the woman, "can’t you just let me in?"

"Well, I’d like to," said St Peter, "But I have higher orders. We’re instructed to let you have a day in hell and a day in heaven, and then you are to choose where you’d like to go for all eternity."

"Actually, I think I’d prefer heaven", said the woman. "Sorry, we have rules…" at which St. Peter put the HR manager into the downward bound elevator.



As the doors opened in Hell she stepped out onto a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club; around her were many friends, past fellow executives, all smartly dressed, happy, and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks, and they talked about old times.

They played a perfect round of golf and afterwards went to the country club where she enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil (who was actually rather nice) and she had a wonderful night telling jokes and dancing.

Before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everyone shook her hand and waved goodbye as she stepped into the elevator. The elevator went back up to heaven where St. Peter was waiting for her. "Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven," he said.

So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds, playing the harp and singing; which was almost as enjoyable as her day in Hell. At the day’s end St. Peter returned. "So," he said, "You’ve spent a day in hell and you’ve spent a day in heaven". "You must choose between the two."

The woman thought for a second and replied: "Well, heaven is certainly lovely, but I actually had a better time in hell. I choose Hell."

Accordingly, St. Peter took her to the elevator again and she went back down to hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends dressed in rags, picking up rubbish and putting it in old sacks. The Devil approached and put his arm around her.

"I don’t understand," stuttered the HR manager, "The other day I was here, and there was a golf course, and a country club. We ate lobster, and we danced and had a wonderful happy time. Now all there is, is just dirty wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil simply looked at her and smiled, "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re staff."

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on January 31, 2019, 08:58:24 AM
Following the theme ....

An engineer dies and stands before the pearly gates, St. Peter smiled at him then looked at an iPad in his hands.  His expression changed and with a sad look in his eye he turned to the engineer and said "I am very sorry, but I'm afraid you didn't make it."

With a flash the engineer found himself in the depths of hell.

Thinking hell was too hot, he looked around for materials and soon had improvised an air conditioning system that was powered by the heat of hell and reduced the temperature to a comfortable 25 degrees.
Pleased with himself he then got stuck in and jury rigged a satellite receiver and gave free TV to all of hell.
Within the next few weeks he managed to get hell broadband, cable TV, running hot and cold water, a Starbucks, McDonalds, KFC, and was working on negotiating a deal with Dominos pizza.

About the same time God phoned up the devil to see how he was doing. He was very surprised to hear how well things were going in hell and demanded to know how all these changes came about.

The devil laughed and said "it was that engineer you sent us"

God was most displeased and yelled "how did you get an engineer? you know you are not allowed them. send him back immediately"

The devil laughed again and said "no way. he's mine now and what do you think you can do about it"

God was furious and demanded "return him to me at once or I will sue"

This finished the devil off completely. Rolling about on the floor laughing he said...

"Sue! And just where do you think you will get a lawyer"
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on February 01, 2019, 12:59:04 AM
https://youtu.be/mrJgoQz5wSU

" It's more oscillatory than I expected"

 :))

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Stainless on February 06, 2019, 01:04:18 AM
What is the most TERRIFYING thing you can see in the morning?


(https://i.postimg.cc/SKjRCh9B/aaagggh.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on February 06, 2019, 05:44:49 AM
So true. Especially when you're operating Windows Servers.
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on February 10, 2019, 08:15:19 AM
Never again Discount Airlines
(https://i.postimg.cc/j2FsT0BB/Discountselskab.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Speaking of birds...
Post by: greybeard on February 17, 2019, 02:29:58 AM
The inconsolable American owner of a parrot vanished from her aviary in New York has promised $ 10,000 in reward to those who will bring him back safe and sound. The bird, the woman explained, has only one particular sign, but more than enough, according to her, to recognize him: he speaks with a strong accent of Brooklyn.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Cacatua_alba_-Bali_Bird_Park_-crest-8.jpg)
[Image for the sole representative purpose of the species - source: Wikipedia]
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: [FAC] Ghost129er on February 21, 2019, 02:59:49 AM
In the Headlines:
Bored Pilot Writes 'I'm Bored' and Draws Two Dicks in the Sky

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bC1hmTaE--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/gyhsj1oldfj5ycuprz8s.png)

A pilot based in Adelaide, Australia, took an artistically inspired flight path on Tuesday morning.

Australia’s ABC News reported that between 8:53am and 11:57am a flight training pilot in a Diamond Star plane followed a course that drew two penises then spelled out “I’M BORED”—all of which could only be detected by a flight tracker.

The flight tracking company FlightAware shared an image of the tracked flight with Gizmodo, which is also available on its website. “It is fairly common for pilots to get creative and trace words or other images in the sky while they fly,” a FlightAware spokesperson told Gizmodo when we asked if crude images drawn out by pilots is rare.

The spokesperson did not directly comment about the suggestive nature of the image they originally provided and instead referenced proposals, birthday messages, and a Texas Longhorn that appeared in their system after a heated University of Texas football game.

Read more here (https://gizmodo.com/bored-pilot-writes-im-bored-and-draws-two-dicks-in-the-1832754055)

P.S. kinda shit I'd do in real life. :))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: tacheles07 on February 21, 2019, 10:26:30 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/g2ZBWj0r/2019-02-17-il-78-back-view.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Supposedly an IL-78 from behind...

Greetings,
tacheles07
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: bomberkiller on February 21, 2019, 10:49:37 AM
Bad bird  :D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on February 22, 2019, 07:51:07 AM
Angry bird!
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Piotrek1 on February 22, 2019, 10:18:14 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/X7yXWPpN/Schowek01.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Lol ;D.What did you say? I can't hear you! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on February 24, 2019, 06:44:09 AM
Get some modern equipment then

(https://i.postimg.cc/7Pt2v3Vg/F35-helmet.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Piotrek1 on February 24, 2019, 07:38:13 AM
Nice ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on February 25, 2019, 12:40:28 AM
You want Hi tec..... We got Hi tec...... 8)   :))

(https://i.postimg.cc/P5bdtzvJ/1ba4d17f5ae84bd2b71246040527e045.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/q7k4gh2L/631a9f4ba04dc173b47148e7ba864ca1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/wB0HNqVd/a9998eec4b04b1e70a9798396ae12bbc.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zLb9Z16d)

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Piotrek1 on February 25, 2019, 03:24:38 AM
Thanks Alfie, that's what I needed.. ;D

Best regards,
Piotrek
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: printenduevel on March 01, 2019, 10:09:23 AM
Only for BK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0mHkbiMJ3Q&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR1kYoZ3fDghLF4czd9cV4yiQjrkyzGzLCYFbg2rzS7uyau5xy66i1JL4Gg


 ;D
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 01, 2019, 02:56:25 PM
lol :))
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: sniperton on March 01, 2019, 03:43:48 PM
Was die Sprache angeht, erinnert es mich an den bösen Witz, wie die holländische Sprache entstand: betrunkene englische Matrosen versuchten auf Deutsch zu sprechen. Ja mit dem Unterschied, daß man hier Deutsch mit Holländisch gemischt hört. Eigenartig. :D

(Regarding the language it reminds me of the nasty joke how Dutch was born from the failed attempts of drunken English sailors to speak in German. The only difference that German is mixed here with Dutch, not English.)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: LameHawk on March 15, 2019, 08:13:35 AM
Why doesn't this thing get airborne? - have i forgotten something?


(https://i.postimg.cc/YS0c3XhT/1939-venturi-mora-saimon-fiat.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on March 29, 2019, 12:35:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuTrA55ZUfQ
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 26, 2019, 01:27:05 AM
Russia develops challenger to VTOL F35  8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zN33m3Dq6Y

 :D

 o_O

Cheers

Alfie
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 26, 2019, 02:08:18 AM
As useless as it seems, I notice that there's still some room at the tail of that thing to attach a coffee cup holder.
So if someone could make it bring me my coffee, I'm in for a deal.

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Storebror on May 23, 2019, 01:20:59 AM
Not exactly humor, yet something to put a smile on your face:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_oP5DiWRE

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: Pivoyvo on May 23, 2019, 11:34:35 PM
(https://www.thebestsocial.media/de/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2018/07/Bildschirmfoto-2018-07-27-um-15.57.31.png)
Title: Re: And now for a little humor.
Post by: SAS~Bombsaway on June 12, 2019, 03:50:22 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/zXJ6zSVt/62405124-10214543543166853-5761575301893062656-n.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)