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Title: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 03:46:28 AM
Dear all,

Extracted straight and fresh from the locked-down ill-fated IL-2 1946 4.14 mod, here are the He-177 and MBR-2 backported to 4.12.2m.
Few (mostly unimportant) things have been stripped down to retain compatibility, one major gimmick (the Schlong!) has been added in return.

(https://i.ibb.co/9gSbkgY/2019-04-08-15-47-33.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a12f1TwStE

Get it here:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/a7q7hf99mvlhwyh/He-177_and_MBR-2_Schl%2Ang_Edition_for_Modact_5.zip/file

Readme:
Code: [Select]
Needs: SAS Modact 5.3 + SAS Common Utils 1.10 or later

Extract to #SAS folder.

Add to air.ini:
He-177-A3                   air.HE_177A3                     2 NOINFO  g01   SUMMER
MBR-2-AM-34_gear            air.MBR_2AM34gear                1 NOINFO  r01   SUMMER

Have fun :-)

Credits:
* Team Dildos for fucking up the game
* [FAC] Ghost129er for the georgeous Schlong 3D Model
* SAS Team for all your support, IL-2 wouldn't be the same without you

Tested with Modact 5.3 only.
Probably works with BAT 3.5 as well (better wait for BAT 3.6 release).
Might or might not work with other game versions, YMMV.

Have fun with this mod and remember...
(https://i.postimg.cc/9Q1GY33D/Schlong.jpg)

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: linux4all on April 11, 2019, 04:23:20 AM
i'm still laughing  :))
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Skylla on April 11, 2019, 04:35:45 AM
Many thanks Mike!

This is even more funny than I imagined it to be :))
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: whistler on April 11, 2019, 05:12:45 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/qM1Wc3yf/Schlong-Rating-SAS.png)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 05:39:19 AM
hahaha, thanks for the feedback guys 8)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Ghost129er on April 11, 2019, 05:48:46 AM
Was this a dick move? ... Perhaps. :))

-Ghost129er has been banned from SAS. Reason: Cocky jokes.-
8)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: KingTiger503 on April 11, 2019, 05:53:34 AM
Nice one Mike,

This will show that Team Dickheads :)) :))
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Shakaali on April 11, 2019, 07:43:18 AM
Dammit, Mike!

There should have been a warning: Don't open this thread with coffee in your mouth. I almost ruined my keyboard. And my jeans.


 :P
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: PO_MAK_249RIP on April 11, 2019, 08:18:46 AM
Hi Mike
The MBR works fine in my CUP install but the He177 gives me a pink screen and this stuff in my log;

Loading mission QuickQMBPro/CUP-Smolensk/CUP-Smolenskbluestrike00.mis...
Y=1940 / M=7 / H= 12 , Temperature - 0m = 16.0 .
Loading map.ini defined airfields:
WARNING: ObjectVACache_Clear()
WARNING: * Buf0 : Obj: 4,  Vert 16,  Ind 24
WARNING: * Buf1 : Obj: 524,  Vert 44577,  Ind 122634
WARNING: * Buf2 : Obj: 0,  Vert 0,  Ind 0
Load bridges
Load static objects
WARNING: ****( Unexpected txr reload (tfMipmap): '3do/plane/He-177A-3/damage1p.tga'
WARNING: ****( Unexpected txr reload (tfMipmap): '3do/plane/He-177A-3/damage1p.tga'
WARNING: ****( Unexpected txr reload (tfMipmap): '3do/plane/He-177A-3/damage1p.tga'
Hook: LAMPHOOK1 not found
com.maddox.il2.engine.ActorException: Hook: LAMPHOOK1 not found
   at com.maddox.il2.engine.HookNamed.<init>(HookNamed.java:125)
   at com.maddox.il2.objects.air.CockpitHE_177.<init>(CockpitHE_177.java:195)
   at java.lang.Class.newInstance0(Native Method)
   at java.lang.Class.newInstance(Unknown Source)
   at com.maddox.il2.objects.air.Aircraft.createCockpits(Aircraft.java:2633)
   at com.maddox.il2.objects.air.Aircraft.load(Aircraft.java:2137)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission.loadAir(Mission.java:1288)
   at com.maddox.il2.ai.Wing.load(Wing.java:144)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission.loadWings(Mission.java:1078)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission._load(Mission.java:653)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission.access$600(Mission.java:123)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Mission$BackgroundLoader.run(Mission.java:409)
   at com.maddox.rts.BackgroundTask.doRun(BackgroundTask.java:155)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.MainWin3D.loopApp(MainWin3D.java:108)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.Main.exec(Main.java:422)
   at com.maddox.il2.game.GameWin3D.main(GameWin3D.java:235)
ERROR file: File users/1/Icons not found
Mission: QuickQMBPro/CUP-Smolensk/CUP-Smolenskbluestrike00.mis is Playing
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'HMask2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
INTERNAL ERROR: HierMesh: Can't find chunk 'Head2_D0'
[Apr 11, 2019 2:15:28 PM] -------------- END log session -------------

Any chance of seperating them if this cant be resolved?
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: andrey65 on April 11, 2019, 08:22:52 AM
U-2 and P-5 from 4.13.4 - that would be good! Maybe?
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 08:26:02 AM
CUP install
Sorry, not supported, we're well beyond CUP for quite some time now.
The only hint I've got at hands is to check whether your CUP already contains the old, "HSFX leaked" He-177.
Look for a line in air.ini like
Code: [Select]
He-177-A3                   air.HE_177_A3                     2 NOINFO  g01   SUMMER(note the subtle difference, the old 177's classname is "HE_177_A3", the new one is "HE_177A3" without underscore between "7" and "A")
If you have that "old" line, remove it and only use the new one.
Reason is that both old and new models live in the same 3DO folder, but the old classfile cannot get along with the new 3D.

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 08:26:20 AM
U-2 and P-5 from 4.13.4 - that would be good! Maybe?
With or without Schlong? 8)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: andrey65 on April 11, 2019, 08:29:44 AM
I am a supporter of cultural communication)))
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 08:35:44 AM
I'll put it on the To-Do list, probably "unschlonged" as 4.13 should not be called the same names like 4.14 is, that wouldn't be fair.

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Epervier on April 11, 2019, 08:46:20 AM
With the usual changes the He-177 works under 409 !  ;)
Except for the BGunner and Bombardier cockpits!  :-X
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 08:50:39 AM
Yep that's a bit special, the Bombardier cockpit was the one that needed most changes to get to work under 4.12 also.
It will definitely be possible to get both working under 4.09m and I'd be glad to help, just not right now - desk is full ;)

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Epervier on April 11, 2019, 08:56:52 AM
Thank you!
But as you can imagine, my preference is for the model we already have!
It's more than enough for me!
In my game these kinds of "targets", all of them AI only !   :D
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: Kelso on April 11, 2019, 11:31:25 AM
Many thanks for the planes from 4.14. I noticed a small error - the MBR-2 version with floats - the cockpit / glass does not open. The version with wheels works correctly. Checked on 4.13.4 and 4.12.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 11:56:43 AM
Thanks Kelso.
It's probably because the float MBR still uses the old 4.12 flight model where there is no opening canopy set.

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: herbarnold99 on April 11, 2019, 12:22:27 PM
Mike, that really made my day! I sure hope the Schlong can be skinnable? (you know, for realism?)

Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: BT~wasted on April 11, 2019, 12:48:42 PM
Joke itself really made me smile. But I hope that this "little feature" will be omitted in future B.A.T. release. Not the nicest thing to see.

Also I hope that everyone here understands that main works over MBR-2 were made by Sita, who is a brilliant modder and a very talented skiner and 3d modeler. And as I see he is the only person from DT that really wants to find some solutions in the current situation. He is not a codder and has nothing to do with new "features". So I hope that soon we will see a regular version of this two great aircraft released.

I don't think that we need any tensions with russian community just because some people from DT think that they own IL-2. Sita is a moder as we here are, so I think that we need to pay some respect to each other.

But of course DT "coders" can go fuck themselves.

I honestly hope that we will soon be able to see the key features of 4.14 in our B.A.T. installations and forget about all this shit. Personally I did not even tried to download 4.13.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 11, 2019, 12:54:40 PM
Absolutely agree wasted, and rest assured this is the fun release, BAT has the "normal" version.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: BalDaddy on April 11, 2019, 01:06:55 PM
Mike, that really made my day! I sure hope the Schlong can be skinnable? (you know, for realism?)

Foreskinable?

Download this schlong mod and you will be buggered. Literally according to the YT clip! :)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Gubi on April 11, 2019, 02:43:51 PM
Ha!!!!  BD
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~GJE52 on April 11, 2019, 02:56:45 PM


Quote
Mike, that really made my day! I sure hope the Schlong can be skinnable? (you know, for realism?)   


Here is a pack I made earlier.......  ;)



(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0018/8291/4873/products/dvfbbtbveaoe9ncslbpa_540x.jpg?v=1526510818)


G;
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: max_thehitman on April 11, 2019, 03:03:02 PM
OMG !  o_O .... its... its a SCHLONG !

(https://media.giphy.com/media/BWR0X5Wp4uZiBb1Ddq/giphy.gif)

ROFLMAO  :D AAAAAAHAHAHAHHA! 


Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: HotelAlpha on April 11, 2019, 04:21:51 PM
 8) 8) 8) This is the craziest thing I have seen on this forum  8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: vonofterdingen on April 11, 2019, 04:35:08 PM
...and the bar was already pretty high!
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Bagman on April 11, 2019, 05:29:59 PM
Is there going to be any other "Penetration targets"? ]banghead[
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: rkalhorn109 on April 11, 2019, 05:59:20 PM
How I laughed when the pink schlongs explosively buggered the 177!  Good work.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Hot_Space on April 11, 2019, 06:18:30 PM
I don't know how you've done it, but you're "all but gods"

Many, many thanks  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: Alex840 on April 11, 2019, 06:23:52 PM
I can't stop laughing on this   8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: PO_MAK_249RIP on April 11, 2019, 10:22:37 PM
Thanks Mike all sorted I looked at the old air.ini and assumed they were the same! Sadly I have ditched my schlong of a co-pilot he was a bit to near my right ear!! LOL
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: xxxautoxxx on April 12, 2019, 12:02:24 AM
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 12, 2019, 12:29:20 AM
Oooo Mike you are a NAUGHTY MAN  :D

Any chance of modding a SCHLONG FOR MY CAMEL ? ...... o_O
They look a damn sight more accurate than Le Priuer................. :))

Cheers

Alfie   
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: fritzofpeace on April 12, 2019, 02:09:42 AM
She thanks you, Mike.
(https://i.postimg.cc/VkCjVCWc/schlong.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/75qGCbRB)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: sosezi on April 12, 2019, 02:21:51 AM
So what's the point? Self Destruction? SelbstGefickt........ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Gerax on April 12, 2019, 02:33:00 AM
The point is that they again tried to destroy modding Il-2.
And we tell them: go fuck yourself.

Thats all.  ;)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: sosezi on April 12, 2019, 10:07:55 AM
hahahaha

that's the point? Agreed that makes sense ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: singüe on April 12, 2019, 10:11:52 AM
Olé!
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Ghost129er on April 12, 2019, 10:27:30 AM
Wow, I never really expected such a positive and supportive response to such a mod from some of the SAS community; really shows the integrity and bond of the SAS members here; how some think alike and how others don't. Not only am I ProudHappy with the mod supportive feedback that some had given, the message but the thorough members here at SAS but at the same time understand other's points of views and their different opinions.

Never really expected such a positive response from some of the SAS members here. I understand other's dislike and looks they give depending on their views but everyone to there own. Cheers to all that laughed along at this.

Edited due to clear misunderstandings I've had..
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Blaubaer on April 12, 2019, 11:16:55 AM
Not everyone here shares your opinion...

Regards, Michael
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: darky1958 on April 12, 2019, 11:28:22 AM


Are you looking for a real sense?
Go to a lecture on philosophy
You will not find him here :P
This is not the right place
 :-|
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Ghost129er on April 12, 2019, 11:34:16 AM
Good point, best I edit it.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: tarakanz on April 12, 2019, 11:52:50 AM
Nafiga? :o
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: sosezi on April 12, 2019, 12:42:28 PM
For Selffucking maybe.....

 ;D
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 13, 2019, 01:20:53 AM
It's like Ghost said, we've had a hell lot of fun with this mod and that's what we and a lot of others needed right now.
It's great to share that fun with those who get the message and even more with those who share it back.

For the others... I didn't think I'd need to explain this, nevertheless listen and understand: There is no deeper meaning in having Schlongs attached to your aircraft other than pure fun. Normal human beings call this "humor".
Some wouldn't know humor if it bit them on the butt...
It's understood that those who know it don't always share the same kind of humor. If this kind of humor isn't yours: Your loss.

We laughed our heads off.
Mission accomplished.

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Knochenlutscher on April 13, 2019, 10:10:40 AM
No Bugs here, fear the pink ding dong.
This Mod is awesome, it turned out a
smile came from Mrs. Knoch when she asked
why we use fancy Dodos in our Sim.
I couldn't hold myself for laughing...
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: David Prosser on April 14, 2019, 03:33:55 AM
Excellent mod, and post. I've long since learned not to drink beverages, and look at posts simultaneously.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: Kelso on April 14, 2019, 09:49:47 AM
Thanks Kelso.
It's probably because the float MBR still uses the old 4.12 flight model where there is no opening canopy set.

]cheers[
Mike

Can you share a new / improved FM for MBR-2 with floats? It's no longer about the window being opened - with the old FM this plane is starting like a rocket! It's almost a plane of vertical start :). In 4.14 it behaves much more realistically.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: SAS~Storebror on April 14, 2019, 10:15:03 AM
Can you share a new / improved FM for MBR-2 with floats?
Yep, scheduled for the next update.

]cheers[
Mike
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: sosezi on April 14, 2019, 04:39:36 PM
Flying Dildos..... Yes that's hell of a drug and damn funny
but WHY SELF DESTRUCTION? lol maybe Nuclear dildos next? :D :D :D
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: PO_MAK_249RIP on November 10, 2019, 12:50:56 AM
Anyone else found this He177 incredibly easy to shoot down??? One blast from my Spit MkIX and gone in a single explosion?? This happens each time so im guessing a DM issue?? Still on CUP btw but using this version of the plane.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: SAS~Storebror on November 10, 2019, 01:26:53 AM
Still on CUP btw but using this version of the plane.
Classfile conflict? Just guessing.
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: PO_MAK_249RIP on November 10, 2019, 09:54:17 PM
Ok Mike will investigate
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition
Post by: SAS~Malone on November 11, 2019, 12:55:56 AM
aah man - just seen this thread for the first time. ;D
thank fuck i had just finished my coffee before reading, otherwise it would've led to another messed keyboard situation.... ]thefinger[ ]cheers[ :))
we need a rofl'ing emoji  :D

thanks for the mod, and also for the laughs, Mike!  8)
Title: Re: "The Schlong" - He-177 & MBR-2 Team Dildo Edition [4.12] [BAT]
Post by: UberDemon on February 01, 2020, 12:50:09 PM
You know, I need to remind myself that spending time with family is much less important than just hanging around here.   ;D

Mike, you are like... a mentor to me...