An army sniper goes to the gun shop, to buy a new scope for his gun.
Manager takes out one and says:
"This scope is so good, that you can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope and laughs: "I see a naked man, and a woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope, and gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off, and the guys dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope: "Well!.. Seems i can do that with one bullet."
Physically hurts ×D