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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #264 on: May 21, 2014, 06:55:11 PM »

The Chuck Norris jokes never NEVER get old especially when they're about aviation :D

Chuck Norris doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions.

Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37.

Hijackers squawk 7500 when Chuck Norris is on board

Chuck Norris once shot down three enemy aircraft with his aux fuel tank.

Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare
get cross with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t fly into headwinds…the wind is always running away
from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is
never under pressure.

Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you are
flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shoot approaches…he kills them.

Chuck Norris is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off of Chuck
Norris

Two way contact for Chuck Norris is when he hits you with both fists
simultaneously

Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1 Jet. Chuck Norris
broke the sound barrier with his fist.

Chuck Norris was told to ident, the controller was greeted with a fist
coming out of his radar screen.

Chuck Norris doesn’t level off; he tells the altimeter to stop moving

Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance… once

Chuck Norris was flying and saw a wall of clouds ahead so he decided to
punch through them. He then got back in his helicopter and flew through the
hole he just made.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have emergencies, only moments of brief excitement.

Chuck Norris cannot be tracked on radar, if he appears, it is too late; you
are already dead.

A good flight for Chuck Norris is a bad flight for you.

A Flight Docs gives med up chits, Chuck Norris gives med down kicks.

Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.

All survival vests will be fitted with a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn’t holding, he is circling above his victims.

Chuck Norris provides close air support via flying round house kicks.

No one knows what Chuck Norris’ tale number is, nobody has ever gotten that
close.
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #265 on: May 22, 2014, 08:46:03 AM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #266 on: May 23, 2014, 10:53:02 AM »

Excellent, Zachtan !

We also have it in French...

"A quoi sert l'hélice d'un avion ?

A rafraîchir le pilote, parce que quand elle s'arrête, il commence à avoir très chaud..."
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #267 on: May 23, 2014, 12:51:44 PM »

The Chuck Norris jokes never NEVER get old especially when they're about aviation :D

Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance… once

Here is the moment that happened.. XD


In b4 haterz gonna hate..  :P :D
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #269 on: June 01, 2014, 07:17:25 PM »





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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #270 on: June 03, 2014, 08:07:32 AM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #271 on: June 14, 2014, 08:19:19 AM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #272 on: June 24, 2014, 09:08:23 AM »

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #273 on: June 24, 2014, 09:20:41 AM »

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PMSROFLMFAO!!! :)) xD ;D Oh god, that must have been one hell of a thing!

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #274 on: June 25, 2014, 11:21:09 PM »

Isn't it a very shortened Lee-Enfield ? suppressor is bigger than the gun ! LOL
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #275 on: June 26, 2014, 07:54:42 AM »

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