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Ghost129er

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #240 on: April 10, 2014, 04:32:47 AM »
Terrorist fail:

Three terrorists were killed in 1999 when they forgot to set the timer on their bomb to account for Daylight Savings Time in Israel, which resulted in it exploding one hour too early, killing only three of them.
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But whenever they talked about him, they always had a slight smile on their faces.. And that, perhaps, maybe your answer.

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« Reply #241 on: April 17, 2014, 08:06:57 AM »
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #242 on: April 17, 2014, 08:12:32 AM »
Haha, thank you very much Ghost, a real good one ;)
Reminds of an application from a marketing lady I've seen today. She wrote that besides other things she attended a workshop called "Elevator Pitch". I must admit I ain't no marketing guy, guess what I've read instead...

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« Reply #243 on: April 17, 2014, 08:21:06 AM »
Quote from: SAS~Storebror on April 17, 2014, 08:12:32 AM
Haha, thank you very much Ghost, a real good one ;)
Reminds of an application from a marketing lady I've seen today. She wrote that besides other things she attended a workshop called "Elevator Pitch". I must admit I ain't no marketing guy, guess what I've read instead...

Best regards - Mike

HA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! No way!!!  ;D Did you say it out loud?? Rofl
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #244 on: April 17, 2014, 08:50:29 AM »
Good one Ricky, thanks, I needed that LOL
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #245 on: April 17, 2014, 08:56:57 AM »
I should be a comedian. ::)
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #246 on: April 17, 2014, 08:59:49 AM »
You are one, lol
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #247 on: April 17, 2014, 10:04:49 AM »
Quote from: Ghost129er on April 17, 2014, 08:21:06 AM
Did you say it out loud??
Lucky me: No.
But I stalled at that point and had to giggle a little.
Dunno if she got why or not, nevertheless she'll get the job so I can sort that out later ;)

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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #248 on: April 17, 2014, 02:34:12 PM »
This happens when you combine stupidity, voicelessness, and lack of knowledge of a foregin language:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455119591391902&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&permPage=1
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455140674723127&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&theater
(It's set to public, so you still can watch it even if you don't have a facebook account)
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« Reply #249 on: April 17, 2014, 02:36:28 PM »
Quote from: Kilo on April 17, 2014, 02:34:12 PM
This happens when you combine stupidity, voicelessness, and lack of knowledge of a foregin language:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455119591391902&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&permPage=1
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1455140674723127&set=vb.1426225874281274&type=2&theater
(It's set to public, so you still can watch it even if you don't have a facebook account)

My ears..
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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #250 on: April 17, 2014, 08:28:46 PM »

 :D




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Re: And now for a little humor.
« Reply #251 on: April 18, 2014, 02:44:19 AM »
ROFL.

Max and his oldie stuff x3
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